kae's sanity descending into madness: now a series!
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tR41_7or_AUD468.mp3 by kai_ros
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
27 Jun 2023
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Click. Click. Click.
Bzzt.
“Audio Recording of the Interrogation of Ex-Hero Theseus, arrested on charges of treason and espionage. For the course of this interview, to avoid lies and deceit, Theseus has been administered with a Level Four Truth Serum after various unsuccessful attempts with weaker versions of the serum.”
“This interview is incomplete due to certain— circumstances— that occurred midway through.”
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“I still don’t see how hiding in a barn loft is gonna help us,” Percy said, crouching behind a hay bale, “like the monsters are going to smell us aren’t they?”
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Let the odds always be in our favor by kai_ros
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
27 Jun 2023
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Tommy liked to say that he wasn’t on the run from dangerous people. Despite him quite literally being on constant alert because he was on the run from dangerous people.
Now you might be wondering— why was Tommy being targeted by dangerous people? Well the boy happened to possess a certain thing that every single person in power, whether it be the government or the syndicate, wanted—
Luck.
Which sounds really stupid right? However in a world where thirty percent of the billions of people that lived possessed powers of various kinds—
It still sounded really fucking stupid.
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Tommy hated glitter.
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Flower Crowns by kai_ros
Fandoms: Origins SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
27 Jun 2023
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Tubbo sat up with a groan, dirt smudged all over his forehead. The boy zeroed in on the allium in Tommy’s hand and reached out for it.
The blond didn’t think much of it, handing it over to the bee hybrid. Who then promptly stuffed the bulb in his mouth.
Tommy stared at Tubbo in slight shock as the boy chewed, bulb bitten right off the stem.
“Wha’?” he asked, tiny bits of the flower falling from his mouth, “a bee’s gotta eat y’know?”
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“I’ll catch you, I promise!” Phil said, “trust me!”
“If I fall—”
“Trust me I’ll catch you!”
OR: Tommy is afraid of heights, ironically so, Phil offers to teach him how to fly
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Cookies & Chocolate by kai_ros
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
01 Jul 2023
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“Your majesty please,” Annabeth laughed, flour smudging her nose, “just give me the chocolate.”
Percy smiled, mischief very obvious on his face. In his hands was the bar of chocolate that Annabeth needed. He held it high over her head, grinning widely.
“I think—” Percy made an exaggerated show of thinking, “I think I will keep this absolutely massive block of chocolate with me. Prince privileges and all that.”
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“You look beautiful,” Percy said, voice raspy, hoisting himself up on his elbows to look at her properly.
“Good morning to you too, Seaweed Brain,” Annabeth turned around, putting her hair up in a ponytail, red tinting her cheeks.
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regret in your heart, venom in your mouth by kai_ros for Stormsaia
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
18 Aug 2023
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Dagger poised, Techno swung the door open.
“—Tommy?” he said, bewildered, before narrowing his eyes in suspicion, “what—”
“I’m sorry Blade—” Techno took in the weak form and bloodied hero mask in Tommy’s hand, Chat screaming about
his brotherthe kid. “Di’nt know where else to go.”Series
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“You’re fucking insane your Majesty,” Tommy said, with a slightly mocking tone, “Do you even know what you’re doing?”
“It takes everything to win a war, Prince Tommy. And yes. I know everything. I'm supposed to.”
“Okay,” Tommy nodded with a raised eyebrow, “then we fight.”
“Tomorrow at dawn, we begin.”
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Tommy was growing his wings.
Wings that were meant to come in almost a decade ago.
Wings that everyone assumed would never come in.
Shit.
“What can I do to help?” Ranboo said, hands anxiously hovering above Tommy as a shudder passed through him again.
“Leave.”
“No.”
“Ranboo please just leave me alone,” Tommy managed to say as he curled up on himself again.
“I can’t leave you here like this!”
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the intricacies of hospitality by kai_ros for poetandink
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
12 Aug 2024
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Tubbo knew the apocalypse was coming long before the rest of the general public was made aware of it. He was supposed to be unaware just like the rest of them, but he wasn’t.
Primarily because he was Tubbo.
OR: It's the zombie apocalypse and Tubbo has a visitor, ideally he wouldn't let someone in but this time it's different
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Echoes in my head by kai_ros for Blackholeca
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
13 Aug 2024
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“Puffy—” he began tentatively.
“Hmm?”
“Um—” Tommy pursed his lips trying to figure out how to say it, “Okay this might sound odd but— I need you to think of something. Like a sentence or something.”
Puffy turned around with a frown. “Ermm— okay, I guess?
I wonder why Tommy’s asking this but whatever umm Prime path!
“Did you um—” Tommy scrunched his nose in confusion, “you said, I wonder why Tommy’s asking this but whatever umm— Prime Path?”
OR Tommy can now read minds, will this end well? Maybe yes. Maybe not
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head at high table by kai_ros for Leaflex
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
15 Aug 2024
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“What happened,” Tommy said fearfully.
“It was an ambush. We received communication that Phil, while alive, is at a great risk. But, in the absence of the now captured leader, we have to promote and um— instate, at least temporarily, Tommy as the current leader.”
Tommy felt like his stomach fell to his feet along with his heart.
“But Tommy’s a kid!” Techno said, pointing at him, “he’s barely sixteen and you guys wanna put him up as leader?”
“It’s how the rules go,” Ranboo said regretfully, “and you know how everyone is about the rules.”
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Cafe D'ception by kai_ros for Everything_black
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
15 Aug 2024
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“Hello,” Tommy said, staring up at the pink haired man, “coffee again please, this time following my actual order. Including the twenty espresso shots.”
“Sure kid,” Technoblade said, looking like he wasn’t going to do any of that, much to Tommy’s dismay.
The boy walked to the other end of the counter watching as Technoblade didn’t even go near the espresso machine. Tommy probably had steam coming out of his ears, that’s how mad he was. He watched Technoblade make his coffee, fury evident on his face.
Technoblade placed the coffee in front of him, Tommy taking a test sip before he told the man off for excluding his espresso.
Wait.
His coffee tasted the exact same.
Has Technoblade just never added espresso to his coffee?
Oh the audacity of man.
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All I wanted was bread, what do you mean I'm now a prince? by kai_ros for soggyraven
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
15 Aug 2024
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Tommy hadn’t meant to become a part of the royal family. His main intention was to perform a successful heist on the local bakery.
OR: Phil sees tommy and is like youre coming w me :D
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Familiar Struggles by kai_ros for pecann
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
15 Aug 2024
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Tubbo was probably the only person in his school who didn’t have a familiar yet. All his friends had some sort of animal, Quackity with his cat, Purpled with his falcon. Even most of the first years had a familiar.
But not Tubbo. In his family, everyone had their own familiar, ranging from spiders to birds to even a fucking polar bear.
OR: Tubbo has it all, good grades, a GREAT family but the one thing that eludes him is an animal choosing to be his familiar
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Broken Mirrors by kai_ros for just_moro
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Hermitcraft SMP
15 Aug 2024
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Tubbo was a horrible horrible person. He was meant to be a hero. Someone who protects the citizens of his country. Someone these citizens look up to.
But what did he do? He failed these citizens. He hadn’t been able to reach the scene of destruction in time and that led to the loss of twenty lives. Twenty. He was just as bad as the villain who dropped the fucking building on them.
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the winner (the loser) by kai_ros for Spades_OfAce
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
17 Aug 2024
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“Flame,” Impulse growled, “what are you planning?”
“Boys boys boys,” Flame said, voice crackly behind his voice changer, “is this how you greet a friend?”
“You’re anything but a friend,” Scar said, raising his dagger, “and so we’re going to have to arrest you.”
“Tch tch tch, and here I thought we were having a lovely conversation,” Flame’s voice was sickeningly sweet as he brought out twin whips. Scar hated those damn things.
OR: Scar's the #2 hero, his roommate doesn't know. He also has to bring in the villain reigning terrror on their city, Flame. Stuff ensues.
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Ranboo's roommate acquisition by kai_ros
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
17 Aug 2024
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“Umm— would you like some pizza? It’s probably better than rotten apple cores and spaghetti gone bad.”
The raccoon stopped hissing to consider that. Ranboo realized that the animal had bright blue eyes too. That was interesting. He should google blond raccoons.
“Come inside,” Ranboo said, they were beginning to like this raccoon, “I’ll give you some pizza. Can you even eat pizza?”
The raccoon seemed to like this invitation as well, trotting closer to Ranboo who did not expect that at all. They stood up and whistled at the raccoon who followed him to his door.
Ranboo stepped inside, the raccoon looking inside the house from the doorway.
“Awh what the heck, come on in,” Ranboo waved at it, who was happy to be invited, trotting inside.
It got up on one of his chairs at the dining table, chattering away. Or making whatever sound raccoons made. Ranboo had no idea.
OR Ranboo finds a raccoon in his trash cans. shenanigans ensue
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