Jean & Eren Oneshots
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Prompt: Dating App Fiasco
The first time it happened it was just a stupid, dumb, stupid coincidence.
The fifth time it happens it isn't a coincidenceSeries
- Part 1 of Jean & Eren Oneshots
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Five Times Jean Matches with Eren Unwillingly and One Time He Asks Eren Out by Stimemia
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
23 Mar 2023
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Jean throws his phone into the couch with a scowl. “Why do all dating apps fucking suck?”
Armin sighs from where he’s sitting at the kitchen table. “I don’t know Jean, which ones are you using?”
“All of them.”
Jean hates dating apps and dating in general. He really just wants to get laid. Enter, Armin, who suggests an app that matches people based on profile compatibility. What Jean doesn't expect, is to meet up with Eren on his first blind date. Or the fact that it happens again, and again.
Or: Five Times Jean and Eren Accidentally Meet for a Blind Date and One Time They Actually go on a Date
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- Part 2 of Jean & Eren Oneshots
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Bright Eyes in the Afternoon Light by Stimemia for nekoteria
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
25 May 2023
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"Jean, you sneeze like a girl."
"How about I pound you like a boy — that didn't come out right."
In which Jean is an idiot and Eren is beautiful and they kiss at the end. Hurrah!
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- Part 3 of Jean & Eren Oneshots
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How to score a boyfriend — by Eren Yeager by Stimemia
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
28 May 2023
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“Uh,” Eren tries but he’s distracted by the person behind him who starts grinding and Eren has to put a hand in front of his mouth to try and contain the whimper that slips out. He thrusts back a little and the stranger on top of him groans and grinds down harder.
“Eren? Are you okay? Do you need me to call the cops?”
This makes Eren focus on the phone in his hand. “What? Armin, no. I’m fine. I’m safe just not — fuck—” A particularly good grind interrupts his train of thought. “Uh, I’m not… home.”
“Oh,” Armin says. “Oh,” he repeats when it seems to click in his mind. “So, you’re… not at home and you’re not alone. Is your ass sor—”
Alternatively titled: That time Eren got blackout drunk and how it was the best decision of his life.
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- Part 4 of Jean & Eren Oneshots
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“Eren? What are you—”
Eren grinds down again, his skirt riding up and Jean is treated to the absolutely sinful look of Eren’s creamy thighs on top of his own. Eren turns his head again and lays it against Jean’s neck. “Is something wrong, Jean?”
Jean and Eren are best friends, or, as close as those two can be without calling it a friendship. But one night, they're on their way from from a party. Tipsy and alone on the bus in the middle of the night and their relationship takes a dive into new territory.
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- Part 5 of Jean & Eren Oneshots
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‘A discussion of Jean’s skills as a top’ — Started by PotatoGirl by Stimemia
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
08 Aug 2023
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Sasha Blouse likes video games and writing fanfiction about people she knows (RPF anyone?). She has a crush on her roommate Connie after a threesome with their other roommate, Jean, who’s gay and falling in love with a strange guy online.
(It’s a mess, really.)
A fic full of video games, fanfiction lore, cracky humour, and smut. (Though not in that order.)
Follow Sasha as she sticks her nose into things that really don't concern her, teaches Connie about Ao3, and manages to scar Jean for life after he successfully has webcam sex with his hot online stranger.
Or, Sasha reads smut, Jean plays video games, Connie is confused, but they all get laid at the end. (Not by each other, though. Or do they?)
But seriously, is Jean a good top, or not?
(Ask Eren.)
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- Part 7 of Author's Favourites
- Part 6 of Jean & Eren Oneshots
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It starts with love and it ends sort of the same way.
Falling out of love is just as easy as falling in love.
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- Part 7 of Jean & Eren Oneshots
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You are the Sun (and I am just the Planets) by Stimemia
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
09 Sep 2023
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But what greets him on the other side of the door is not a sleeping Eren. No, it’s the image of Eren, bent over on his bed, ass in the air.
Jean almost chokes on his own breath, but narrowly manages not to.
Jean and Eren have been friends their entire life and everything is normal until one day, Jean walks in on Eren masturbating and moaning a certain someone’s name out loud. Things escalate from there.
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- Part 8 of Jean & Eren Oneshots
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Eren moves to a town in the middle of nowhere and immediately falls for the silent, rugged guy who smokes out by the lake next to the mountain.
They haven’t really had a conversation before, but they’ve had tentative silence together. Almost every night Eren will find Jean standing by the lake and he’ll slide up next to him. Closer than necessary but not close enough to touch. Jean never moves away.
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- Part 9 of Jean & Eren Oneshots
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Wandering eyes (Dexterous hands) by Stimemia
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
08 Dec 2023
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He’d anticipated the euphoria.
He’d expected the way the wind hits his face, the way his eyes water, and the way his heart leaps when he flies higher than the treetops around their training camp. They’re all things he’d been excited about the first time he’d tried the 3DM gear.
But the way his hips and shoulders ache even after a whole year is not a thing he’d predicted would happen. Sure, he’d assumed it would hurt just as anything else does the first few times he’d tried it, but now? He hadn’t thought it would still hurt now.
“You should ask Eren for help,” Armin comments, when he notices Jean trying to rub his own shoulder.
Or, the one where Eren has hands like God and Jean’s pining from afar because they’re not touching him.
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- Part 10 of Jean & Eren Oneshots
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Before (and in between) by Stimemia for lowlightt
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
03 Mar 2024
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Having Eren climb inside Jean’s bedroom is like a blast from the past.
It doesn’t take long before Jean’s licking into Eren’s mouth, hands slipping eagerly under his pyjama pants and grabbing his ass.
Or, five times Jean and Eren hook up by accident and the one time it’s deliberate.
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- Part 11 of Jean & Eren Oneshots
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Levi sighs. “This is the third time this week I’ve caught you two like this. Do you think I’m an idiot, or do you just not care?”
“I — ” Eren begins, “We — ” he tries to explain.
“We didn’t think you of all people would care,” Jean finishes for him.
Eren and Jean exchange nervous glances but remain silent. Levi’s patience is wearing incredibly thin. “You’ve been sneaking around like a pair of fools for months. Everyone knows what’s going on, given how often you’ve been caught. Frankly, I don’t give a rat’s ass what you do in your free time, but it’s affecting your focus. At the very least, have the decency not to get caught.”
Or, five times Eren and Jean get caught being more than friends and the one time Captain Levi’s had enough.
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- Part 12 of Jean & Eren Oneshots
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Amid falling snow and holiday lights, Jean and Eren reunite after years apart, rediscovering love, laughter, and the warmth they thought they’d lost. Their shared memories and unspoken promises bring hope, second chances, and the magic of Christmas.
Eren’s standing there, wearing the most obnoxious Christmas sweater Jean’s ever seen—bright red and green with gaudy reindeer stitched across the front. His hair is messier than usual, like he’s been running his hands through it, and his grin is so genuine it makes Jean’s chest ache.
“You look ridiculous,” Jean says, dropping his bag by the door.
Eren shrugs, stepping aside to let him in. “You love it.”
And damn it, Jean does.
Written for the EreJeanSpecialEvent by @EJweek24 on Twitter
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- Part 1 of Eren x Jean Event Fics
- Part 13 of Jean & Eren Oneshots
- Part 9 of Author's Favourites
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Golden Glow (and Stolen Moments) by Stimemia
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
25 Dec 2024
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The silent, rugged guy who’s lived in a town in the middle of nowhere his entire life falls for a newcomer and tries to keep him, even when the rest of the world keeps interrupting.
The world narrows to just them—the warmth of the kitchen, the faint sound of crickets outside the window, and the way Eren’s lips feel against his. Jean feels like he’s floating, like everything he’s ever wanted is right here, in his arms—
“Ahem.”
The sound shatters the moment like glass, and they spring apart as if burned. Jean turns so fast he nearly knocks over the stack of plates on the counter.
Alternatively titled: Five times Eren and Jean try (and fail) to hide their relationship, and the one time they give up.
Written for the EreJeanSpecialEvent by @EJweek24 on Twitter
(Technically a sequel to Dark Skies (and Amber Eyes))
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- Part 2 of Eren x Jean Event Fics
- Part 14 of Jean & Eren Oneshots
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Snowball Fights and Silent Yearning by Stimemia
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
27 Dec 2024
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A snowball fight starts as a harmless distraction but quickly turns heated, with tension and sharp banter flaring between Eren and Jean. As the game escalates, so do the stakes, leaving them both grappling with emotions they didn't expect.
The world tilts, and Eren feels himself lose his balance, crashing down into the snow. But before he can recover, he feels a sharp tug at his arm, and then—Jean. Jean is falling right on top of him, landing hard on Eren’s chest with a breathless laugh.
Eren’s hands instinctively fly to Jean’s shoulders, trying to push him off, but Jean’s weight keeps him pinned to the ground, and the proximity is so... close. Too close.
“Get off, Jean!” Eren protests weakly, but it’s not really a demand anymore. He doesn’t have the energy to fight it, not now.
Written for the EreJeanSpecialEvent by @EJweek24 on Twitter
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- Part 3 of Eren x Jean Event Fics
- Part 15 of Jean & Eren Oneshots
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Jean and Eren are forced to brave a relentless snowstorm as they map out uncharted territory, their long-standing rivalry simmering beneath the icy winds. Seeking refuge in an abandoned cabin, the warmth of the fire ignites unexpected vulnerability between them, melting years of tension into something neither is fully prepared to confront.
He clears his throat, looking away. “I… I don’t hate you either. Doesn’t mean you’re not insufferable.”
Eren’s laugh is soft, the sound mingling with the crackle of the fire. “Yeah, I figured as much.”
He reaches out, almost hesitantly, and places a hand on Jean’s shoulder, the touch unexpectedly gentle. Jean’s heart races, and he’s not sure if it’s from the shock of Eren’s hand on his shoulder or from the realisation that he doesn’t mind it.
Written for the EreJeanSpecialEvent by @EJweek24 on Twitter
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- Part 4 of Eren x Jean Event Fics
- Part 16 of Jean & Eren Oneshots
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“Relax,” Eren murmurs, like it’s a secret just for him.
Then, with devastating casualness, he leans in and kisses him.
Jean freezes.
It’s not soft. It’s not hesitant. It’s quick and sure and full of heat, lips pressing against his with enough confidence to steal the air right out of his lungs. Their mouths part just a little, just enough for Jean’s entire nervous system to short-circuit. For a split second, nothing exists but Eren—his warmth, the faint taste of soda on his breath, the way he fits there like this has always been where he’s supposed to be.
Written for EreJean Week 2026 by @EreJeanWeeks on Twitter
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- Part 5 of Eren x Jean Event Fics
- Part 17 of Jean & Eren Oneshots
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Jean never tells anyone that Eren loved quietly when he was allowed to. That he laughed in stolen moments. That he chose Jean in the spaces where he still could.
He never tells anyone of a boy who confessed too late and loved too hard in a world that didn’t allow either.
Jean lives with it.
With the knowledge that for a short, brilliant, devastating stretch of time, Eren Yeager was his.
And that has to be enough.
Because some things don’t belong to history.
They belong to the people who survived them.
Written for EreJean Week 2026 by @EreJeanWeeks on Twitter
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- Part 6 of Eren x Jean Event Fics
- Part 18 of Jean & Eren Oneshots
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“I’m telling you,” Eren says. “That when things fall apart—and they always do—I look to you. You see things I don’t. You think ahead. You don’t charge in just because you can.”
Jean feels something twist, slow and painful, deep in his chest.
He doesn’t want this. Doesn’t want to be seen this clearly. It feels too close to being needed.
“That doesn’t make me better,” Jean mutters, staring at the grass between his boots.
“Maybe not. But it makes you necessary.”
Jean looks away first, jaw clenched. The ocean suddenly feels louder, the wind sharper, like the world itself is reacting to the way Eren just cracked him open. He hates this—hates the way Eren says things like they’re not opinions, not something Jean can laugh off, but facts carved into stone.
Or, Five times Eren tells Jean he loves him, and One time Jean listens.
Written for EreJean Week 2026 by @EreJeanWeeks on Twitter
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- Part 7 of Eren x Jean Event Fics
- Part 19 of Jean & Eren Oneshots
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Doors that lock (are underrated) by Stimemia
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
06 Apr 2026
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The first person to notice something is wrong is, surprisingly, Connie.
Which is unfortunate for everyone involved.
Eren’s sitting on his bunk, trying very hard to look like someone who didn’t get fucking railed hard enough to temporarily forget how gravity works only a few hours ago. Jean’s sitting across the room, cleaning his gear with the intensity of a man defusing a bomb. Eren thinks he may only be pretending to clean because his hands have been in the same position for the past five minutes. Not that he’s staring or anything.
Connie squints at them both.
“Why are you two weird today?”
Or, Jean fucks Eren and it becomes everyone’s problem.
Written for EreJean Week 2026 by @EreJeanWeeks on Twitter
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- Part 8 of Eren x Jean Event Fics
- Part 20 of Jean & Eren Oneshots