Minecraft Mpreg Because It's Funny
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While the Hermits are attending the Minecraft Championships to watch their friends who are playing in the games, Grian’s ex Sam decides to try and cause some damage by kidnapping Grian. Thankfully, he fails.
Then, though…Grian and the Hermits find out that there’s a little bit more to the story than they assumed.Series
- Part 1 of Minecraft Mpreg Because It's Funny
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Grian Has “Baby” Fever by Anonymous
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
08 Jul 2024
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Grian causes some chaos in the middle of a Life series meeting…without wanting to. His husband nearly has a heart attack.
Then, their little surprise gives them a whole other heart attack.Series
- Part 2 of Minecraft Mpreg Because It's Funny
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Grian and Scar both agree that they need to talk. It’s about two vastly different things, apparently.
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- Part 3 of Minecraft Mpreg Because It's Funny
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Grian is desperately trying to tell Scar they’re going to be parents. Unfortunately, because of Scar’s own easily distracted personality and quite possible the universe working against them…it isn’t easy.
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- Part 4 of Minecraft Mpreg Because It's Funny
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Since they got married shortly after Third Life and started trying for a baby, Grian and Scar have been…struggling, to say the least. They’ve finally managed to get a pregnancy to stick for more than a few months. When they go to a convention on a public server, a fan comes up and says some not so cool stuff.
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- Part 5 of Minecraft Mpreg Because It's Funny
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Put the Roast Down by Anonymous for CardCatCardboard
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
26 Feb 2025
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Scar discovers his husband, who should be resting since he just got back from having a C-section to birth their daughter, doing something that is very much not resting.
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- Part 6 of Minecraft Mpreg Because It's Funny
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Scar and Grian’s first child is stillborn.
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- Part 7 of Minecraft Mpreg Because It's Funny
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Grian and Scar are home one day when they discover that their baby has a very interesting…ability?
This wasn't in the baby books.
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- Part 8 of Minecraft Mpreg Because It's Funny
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Our Baby is Not a Watermelon by Anonymous for ScreamingFangirl
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
11 Mar 2025
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After giving birth to his and Scar’s son, Grian is struggling where his husband is not, including in the most basic of things. Namely, he’s struggling to feed his baby.
Keralis, thankfully, has something to say about that.Series
- Part 9 of Minecraft Mpreg Because It's Funny
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Shake Up by Anonymous for Amethystfairy1
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
02 Nov 2025
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I could have been killed so many times. I put them in danger so much. What have I done? What did I do? Gasping, he curled around himself as best as possible. He could hear Etho talking. Somewhere, something was ringing. Was that his own ears? What had happened? Had he taken a hit to the head?
“Grian!” A bloody hand rested on his cheek. Jolting, Grian slammed his head into the ceiling above him. Or, he almost did, really. Instead of hitting his head on rock, he hit his head against Etho’s palm. Blinking past the panic, he looked at his dad. Etho took a dramatic breath. Copying him, Grian just—watched him. “It’s going to be fine.”
“What do you mean it’s going to be fine? I’m pregnant and we’re—” I’ve been Cute Guy-ing it up while pregnant. I could have killed them. I could have killed my and Scar’s baby. “What have I done?”
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{In which Scar learns the hard way about just how different hybrids’ biology can be from humans, Grian accidentally hides a pregnancy from himself and his boyfriend, Etho knows everything, chaos goes down in the Undercity and Overcity, and the author is so sorry but it was this or the Minions.)Series
- Part 10 of Minecraft Mpreg Because It's Funny
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Wound by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
25 Mar 2025
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After an assassination attempt leaves Grian struggling to survive, Scar holds their baby in his arms and hopes that everything will turn out okay.
It doesn’t.Series
- Part 11 of Minecraft Mpreg Because It's Funny
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Martyn gets sick during the apocalypse, and his husband Scott takes care of him.
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- Part 12 of Minecraft Mpreg Because It's Funny
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As Long As You'll Have Me by Anonymous
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
31 Mar 2025
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After spending his entire life believing that he is a Beta, including his married life with his beloved husband Ren, Martyn finds out that he’s not. And now he’s having a panic attack. On the floor.
Thankfully, his husband is there for him.Series
- Part 13 of Minecraft Mpreg Because It's Funny
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When the Hermitcraft server is dealing with a break-in, Grian ends up having to give birth on his own in his and Scar’s house.
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- Part 14 of Minecraft Mpreg Because It's Funny
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Saving Both by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Evolution SMP
06 Apr 2025
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After Grian is kidnapped by the Watchers, the Hermits go looking for him. Scar, Joel, and Etho find him unconscious, tied to a tree by his arms, and covered in his own blood. He’s been whipped, starved, and beaten within an inch of his life.
They’d known it was going to be a messy situation, but they hadn’t known that it would be this situation.Series
- Part 15 of Minecraft Mpreg Because It's Funny
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Red and Blue, Ice and Sun by Anonymous
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
09 Apr 2025
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Jimmy is terrified of telling Scott something very important. Especially since Scott is the King of Rivendell.
Jimmy is pregnant.Series
- Part 16 of Minecraft Mpreg Because It's Funny
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Scar heads to the store. When he comes back thirty minutes later…he has a surprise waiting for him.
Somehow, Grian has produced a whole child.Series
- Part 17 of Minecraft Mpreg Because It's Funny
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No Mercy by Anonymous for Amethystfairy1
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
16 Apr 2025
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Cute Guy gets injured in a fight. In this world, instead of taking him down to the Undercity, Hot Guy does something else.
He crashes out.Series
- Part 18 of Minecraft Mpreg Because It's Funny
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Tango’s in labour, Jimmy is nowhere nearby, and Impulse, Skizz, Etho, and Zedaph are the only ones there to help him.
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- Part 19 of Minecraft Mpreg Because It's Funny
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Bedtime Stories by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
07 Jun 2025
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Grian wakes up late at night and finds his and Scar’s baby is gone.
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- Part 20 of Minecraft Mpreg Because It's Funny