[redacted]’s Ventures into the DCU
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Superbat Hanahaki by Anonymous
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
07 Jul 2026
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When Clark starts to cough up now-extinct Kryptonian flora, his first thought it to bring his predicament to the world’s greatest detective (obviously).
Bruce pounces on the idea of being able to research the extinct alien flowers, but it quickly becomes evident that the alien producing them should be a higher priority as Clark becomes sicker and sicker, risking death.
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- Part 1 of [redacted]’s Ventures into the DCU
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“Oh, no,” Bruce mutters, eyes widening as he watches his oldest somersault out of the cape with a flourish. Jason follows, running out from the darkness. Damian, though he was shoved out of the cape by Jason’s escape, dutifully stays in place at Batman’s side, glaring out at the unfolding madness; Duke pokes his head out, but ultimately shields himself with the cape, going back to his hiding.
“No, no no no no,” Bruce whispers, his voice gradually increasing in volume when he sees Tim running out, Stephanie perched on his shoulders.
“What. The hell,” Flash says, staring at the small group of kids as they promptly turn the room (and its heroes) into their own personal jungle gym.
“My kids!” Bruce exclaims.
“Your kids?” Superman asks, glancing around the room as quickly as possible, trying to gauge what, exactly, is happening.
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A backup mission gone wrong turns all of the Bats into kids again. Shenanigans ensue. Bruce will come out of this with thrice as many gray hairs as he started with, and the Justice League has many questions regarding Batman, his children, and the cape that is actually a void.
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- Part 2 of [redacted]’s Ventures into the DCU
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“What is it?” Bruce asks, holding the thing out at arms length.
“You’re a detective,” Dick says, grinning. “Figure it out!”
“Hn.”
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Dick gives Bruce a Fatson Todd plush. Things go from there.
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- Part 3 of [redacted]’s Ventures into the DCU