20 Works in Angry Israel Hands
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And just like that, it all tumbled back into Izzy’s memory; everything they had been, everything they were, everything they could never be again. Like fuck does time and distance heal. But that still couldn’t stop the smile that Ed’s laugh was pulling from him in return, intrinsic, muscle memory, from the days when that was a regular occurrence and the only tears were ones from joy, from laughing so hard it hurt.
“I was worried about you. Where did you go?” he asked, voice now quiet in direct contrast to all the shouting.
“All sorts of places,” Izzy replied, just as quietly, holding Ed’s gaze.
“And did it help?”
Izzy has returned home, to find his (now) ex-husband in the arms of another. Of course he's going to seek comfort in the arms of someone else too...
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Picks up directly from part 2 'Forever and Always' and builds up to part 4 which picks up directly from part 1.
Title and chapters from Taylor Swift's 'Cardigan'.
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- Part 3 of Once Upon A Time
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A Hobbit in the Caribbean by The_Silmaril_Chick
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
09 Aug 2024
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Hobbits are not a common sight in the Caribbean, particularly on the ocean, and in the world of piracy…please…that just doesn’t happen. They’re much too soft and gentle for a life like that. Or at least, that’s what the stories say anyways.
No one had ever told these stories to Izzy Hands, of course, no one would have dared to on the Queen Anne.
Or the five members of the Revenge’s crew who had never met a hobbit in their life, before First Mate Hands stepped foot on their ship + the one who had.
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- Part 8 of The War of the Dead, Tales from a Changed Earth
- Part 1 of Hobbits on the Seven Seas
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how the damage gets done by lovedhands, multifandomhomo
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Nov 2023
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Once it became clear that all Bonnet was going to do was stand there and brood, Izzy took another step forth from the shadows of the room.
“How goes the party-planning?”
With Blackbeard distracted, Izzy attempts to assassinate his boss's new plaything. Per anything involving Stede Bonnet, things do not go as planned.
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- Part 1 of Izzy Tops Week
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Izzy slams Stede against a wall the moment he sees the stupid blonde prick for the first time since he left… If Stede kisses Izzy instead of fighting him that is between them, though someone will get stabbed.
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“Well, I told you something a month ago.”
The words were already playing back in Izzy’s head. He heard them every day. They were just as inescapable as the sound of the sea.
“Threaten me again, I’ll feed you the rest.”
When Izzy inevitably flies off the handle again, Blackbeard holds true to his threat.
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- Part 20 of Valley Kink Vacation
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"Izzy gasps a little as the silicone cock slides from his hole. His legs are shaking and his breathing is quick as he runs his fingers over himself. His fingers dip easily inside of his wet hole. Lube covering his fingers as they run over the small gape.
Izzy had never done this to himself before. He’d never taken it this far. He’d never used a toy that big.
Edward would never fuck him now anyways so why stop at just this?”
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Izzy has been in love with Edward Teach from the moment he first met his roommate. He's still in love with him, even after he comes home from work to find Jack Rackham sitting on their couch half naked and stealing Ed.He's not happy that Jack will be staying with them for awhile, but anything for Ed.
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Driving back with the worthless piece of junk Bonnet sent them out for, Izzy gets distracted by Roach.
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- Part 5 of Chaos Babies (Rizzy Week 2023)
- Part 5 of Izzy Hands Bingo 2023
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Roach knows how to calm Izzy after a rough day at work.
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- Part 4 of Chaos Babies (Rizzy Week 2023)
- Part 4 of Izzy Hands Bingo 2023
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[moodboard for] sometimes leaving is the only revenge by misc works of (kbirb) for vexbatch, LiraelClayr007
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 May 2023
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izzy can't take it anymore. blackbeard, terror of the seas, reduced to this.
so he sneaks away.Moodboard for [Podfic of] sometimes leaving is the only revenge by vexbatch & the original fic by LiraelClayr007
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- Part 2 of in the mood[boards] - Voiceteam 2023
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[Podfic of] sometimes leaving is the only revenge by vexbatch pods (vexbatch) for LiraelClayr007
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 May 2023
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Izzy can't take it anymore. Blackbeard, terror of the seas, reduced to this.
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[Podfic] sometimes leaving is the only revenge by Ravin_Pods (Ravin)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 May 2023
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izzy can't take it anymore. blackbeard, terror of the seas, reduced to this.
so he sneaks away.
Podfic of sometimes leaving is the only revenge by LiraelClayr007.
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sometimes leaving is the only revenge by LiraelClayr007 for vexbatch
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 Apr 2023
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izzy can't take it anymore. blackbeard, terror of the seas, reduced to this.
so he sneaks away.
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- Part 27 of NaPoWriMo2023
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Izzy tries to convince Ed to get over his feelings for Stede, and reveals a bit too much about himself in the process.
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I was really trying to forget about the diseased rats thing, but that’s is no excuse for what I said next, which was “do you wanna talk about it?”
“Fuck, no!”
I shrugged. “Do you want a bread roll?” I asked, instead.
“Just don’t feed the fucking ducks.” But he took a bread roll anyway. Then he turned away from me and tore into it like it was his personal enemy.
I liked him.___
We follow roach as he finds a nice place to chill after his cooking classes - on the bench in the park next to a Very Angry Guy.
Ed and Stede are still sickeningly in love in the background.Series
- Part 3 of The Rest of Us Just Love Here
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Edward tries to calm a remarkably pissed off Izzy through the art of seduction.
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- Part 3 of Renascence
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You Gonna Kiss Me About It? by AguScribbles for Hallianna
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Sep 2022
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It's been several weeks now on board of the Revenge. Stede grew to be a competent co-captain alongside his love, Ed. Everything is perfect.
If only Izzy could finally accept him as his captain, too. Stede seems to have tried all possible ways to get to him. But one.It's been several dreaded weeks on board of the fucking Revenge and Izzy hated every second of it. If only Ed would give him just a fraction of the attention he showers Stede with. He has tried all possible ways to humiliate Stede in front of Blackbeard and make his boss hate the guy as much as he did. All ways but one.
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“You don’t want me,” Izzy gasped loudly and stumbled against the couch. “I’m only convenient for you. You have Edward and you’re happy.” He spat out the word like he had a bug in his mouth. “Why are you being nice to me? I don’t fucking deserve it.”
“Israel--”
“Don’t you fucking try to lie to me.”
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- Part 3 of Send My Love to Israel Hands
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“Stede Fucking Bonnet, and associates,” Izzy Hands thundered, “You have two choices. Prisoners for life aboard Blackbeard’s Revenge, or a swift death. What will it be?”
Black Pete raised his hand. “Is it a swift and painless death, or swift and painful?”
Izzy thought for a moment before answering. “Depends on my mood.”
Pete turned to Wee John and shook his head. “I don’t like the uncertainty of that.”
A reunion story told in three parts. The former captain and crew of the Revenge are taken as its prisoners. Stede navigates his new life that is devoid of a certain charismatic pirate who he has come to love.
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It's unfair that Edward would kiss Stede and not Izzy, so during an (initially) reluctant threesome, Izzy makes the impulsive decision to claim an "indirect" kiss with Edward ... by way of Stede's dick.
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“So what? He did some cool movies back in the ‘90s. He had torrid love affairs with some idiot actors. What’s the big deal?”
Stede had never felt so indignant yet so embarrassed at the same time. He could feel the tips of his ears going absolutely crimson. “Lucius, are you even seeing this man?”
Stede couldn’t bring himself to explain to Lucius the way he’d fawned over Ed Teach’s ridiculous biceps and doe eyes and luscious beard for literal decades at this point, much less the fact that he’d dreamed of being able to style Ed Teach’s hair since cosmetology school. Sure, the dream sometimes spiraled into a more . . . unsavory realm, but it was a dream, nonetheless.
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Since his loveless marriage and, thankfully, amicable divorce, Stede has run a high-end salon in LA. But when his celebrity crush of twenty years, Ed Teach, books an appointment, Stede practically doesn't even know how to function. It only gets worse when Ed seems to be reciprocating Stede's feelings. Soon, Stede finds himself in a world of overly aggressive assistants, searching paparazzi, and, at the end of it all, hopefully, a happy relationship (finally).