19 Works in Female New Kid | Douchebag
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When Eric Cartman is brutally killed, and the official story proves unsatisfying, it's up to the masked Vigilante Mysterion to find the real killer and bring them to justice.
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Kenny has had the same routine his entire life. Someone disrupts that routine and throws him off his nonchalant game.
New kid's physical features are left up to your imagination. Except for the fact they have long hair.
Disclaimer: This is junior year of high school.
Started 1/27/26 (if ur american)
Started 27/1/26 (if ur anyone else)this is my first fic and i apologize
VERY TEMPORARY HIATUS DUE TO SCHOOL IM SORRY
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The Fractured Asshole by SuperGuy653355
Fandoms: South Park, South Park: The Fractured But Whole - Fandom
02 Dec 2025
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When he chose to risk his happy life and family to help save the future South Park in the past, Eric Cartman hoped that he would be rewarded with still having his happy life and family in the future. However, Cartman soon learns that fucking time has unforeseen consequences.
The Bad News? He's back in his 10 year old body, he's stuck in South Park again, his wife and kids are gone(for now), he's stuck with his ex-"friends" and Kenny. everyone around him hates him for his old actions, and somehow his quiet little mountain town is somehow even fucking weirder than what he remembered.
The Hopeful News: he can still get back with his wife and have his family, and he has 40 years to do it.
The Good News? At least He gets to fuck with Kyle again.
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First came the Battles of Zaron. Then came the Great Franchise Civil War. Now, after the year of the Endless Blizzard, a new threat is rising to power. Therefore, I have no choice but to go dark and stop the evil forces spreading all this hate, taking on the title of one of my closest friends.
The Age of Chaos has finally begun.
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As high school draws to a close, the kids of South Park engage in one last war. A war to decide who will be Prom King and Queen. Will it be the obvious choice of Clyde and Bebe. Will it be the usurper Cartman and his stolen bride Heidi. Or perhaps the beautiful Princess Kenny or the noble Sir Stan and his Lady Wendy. Amidst this war love will flair and be born, relationships forged in blood and iron, and prom dates declared by moonlight.
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Two new kids move to South Park on the same day — Eli, a quiet, cold-natured boy with a strange aura, and Sofia, his cynical, sharp-tongued stepsister. What starts as a simple attempt to make friends quickly spirals into an all-out fantasy war between humans and elves. Based on the events of The Stick of Truth (with plans to extend into The Fractured But Whole), this story adapts both of my playthroughs into a dual-protagonist narrative. Expect changes, added character dynamics, new lore threads, and slightly more talkative New Kids who actually try to fight back against Cartman's shit.
There is going to be a slight change to split the "social media powers" and the "farting powers" between the two children.
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Peace has settled for now upon the land of Zaron, and the King and their closest companions are using this time for a well deserved break.
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- Part 3 of South Park One Shots
- Language:
- English
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Starks Pond is as quiet as ever, the Moon starting to hang low in the sky as Kenny lay staring at the stars.
Wasn't a first, never a last, but at least it is peaceful at the Pond tonight.Series
- Part 2 of South Park One Shots
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 697
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 14
- Hits:
- 230
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A sort of what if of my version of the New Kid started with freedom pals and not Coon and Friends.
New Kid's name is SamSeries
- Part 1 of South Park One Shots
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The one where Stanley Marsh is interested in the new girl, and he will definitely do whatever it takes to win her heart. Even if it means stealing a bit of weed from his dad's farm, if necessary.
Stanley Marsh x Fem!Reader | High School AU | Comedy.
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the south park boys chat in their gc!!!!!! (slowly the girls start to join too)
WARNING!: eric fartman
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- Part 3 of jaxiiee's chatfics !!
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Ashley Dovahkiin has moved into South Park and she is not exactly happy about it. Sad and angry about having to leave her friends and teammates, she tries her best to be happy for her parents. Then, not even a day after moving in, she becomes apart of something bigger than she could have ever imagined when she moved to this quiet little mountain town.
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The New Kid is a set of twins, constantly changing identities without a reason as to why from their parents.
This time they landed themselves in a remote quiet mountain town. A new place where their parents decided the family will live.
The twins treated this as a normal occurrence.
New act.
New life.
New Friends.
However an invitation to join the neighborhood kids in an RPG game peeks their interest.
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- Part 1 of The New Twin Kids
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The beginning of the new school year reveals to your friends that you were never a boy like they've always believed you to be, but a girl—and that you have been one the entire time that you've known them.
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- Part 1 of Opulence
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Now that the Stick of Truth RPG is over it's time for N.K. to face the normal everyday life of South Park.
She should have known nothing in South Park is ever normal!
Day to day the craziness of this supposed quiet little mountain town she has to combat now.
Thank god, she has Tammy, Wendy, her boys, and her Social Media/Magical Girl Powers on her side.
This gonna be a wild ride!Series
- Part 2 of Codename: Dovahkiin
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N.K. is angry at her parents.
Not only did they move again, no, but they moved into a snowy hicktown named South Park!
She was sure she would hate it there, yet surprisingly she gets to participate in the epic RPG the kids play and falls for the human princess and the elf king.
Who is friend, who is foe and which side should she choose?Series
- Part 1 of Codename: Dovahkiin
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"What the fuck is going on?"
This is what Lexi Miller kept saying to herself as soon as she stepped foot in South Park. And over the course of however long, she realized that she didn't wanna know.
(this is my first fanfic and i don't know how to summarize don't sue me)
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New Kid was not happy. No scratch that, she was pissed. She didn't care that Cartman kicked her from whatever stupid game he was playing now, she didn't even care that he straight up insulted her. But she did care that he just stole her bag, which has he laptop, wallet and headphones in it, and locked himself in his fucking basement. He was going to have hell to pay once she finally got down there.
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An Awkward Situation by BattleBelle23
Fandoms: South Park, South Park fractured but whole, South Park: The Fractured But Whole - Fandom
29 Nov 2019
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When you're the New Kid, awkward situations are bound to happen. Did the New Kid expect that those awkward situations would include superheroes, a political conspiracy, fixing friendships, budding romances and a mystery about her past?
Well, no. But she's since learned when in South Park, it's best to just...go with it.