11 Bookmarks by Absolutely_Not_An_Alien

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    In a stroke of haphazard, cosmic luck, the soul of Ryomen Sukuna, the infamous and terrible King of Curses, becomes reincarnated and born as the eldest son of the Itadoris—no longer a curse, but instead returned to his roots as a human. It’s a second chance at life that nobody ever expected to happen, least of all the reborn Sukuna and Uraume, but... Well, it’s not so bad. The opposite, in fact: it’s a kindness once never afforded to them.

    Suffice to say, things turn out differently, this time.

     

    A Reincarnated Sukuna AU.

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    16 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 60

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    No one will tell you how hard it is to pretend you’re not crazy. Smiling at every customer one by one like there isn’t a demon hanging onto their back or a strange shadow dogging their footsteps—it’s hard work. I can’t help but be jealous of their ignorance. I wish I didn’t see the monster that follows me either.

    I’ve accepted that I’m insane. There are no monsters. There isn’t a pale, long-armed thing with hollowed out eye sockets that follows me everywhere I go. The dozens and dozens of plants I keep in my rooms don’t keep anything away. There’s no reason to be scared. And the tired business man that comes into my bakery everyday definitely doesn’t see them too.

    OR

    I give Bakery Girl a name and a life and made it Nanami's problem.

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    11 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 36

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    One day, Hakari could be a better sorcerer than Gojo, which makes him sought after by Geto to add to his growing army against non-sorcerers. Hakari has no interest, but Geto uses the one thing he cares about most to lure him in — Kirara.

    Kirara has grown up under the oppressively conservative eye of the Higher-Ups of Jujutsu Society. As she blossoms into her own, she faces the reality of never truly being accepted for who she is under their watch.

    Hakari and Kirara attempt to find a place in a world that continually misunderstands them while navigating Jujutsu Sorcerer training and coming of age. Will the stress tear them apart? Or will they get closer?

    After the first time he taught her how to drive, he went to adjust the mirrors back to normal, but noticed that the one on the passenger side was perfectly angled at her face. Hakari didn’t change it back.

    He liked seeing her when he drove, even if it impaired his field of view to a small degree. He liked when the streetlights illuminated her starry eyes. He liked catching her smiling when she thought no one was looking. He liked watching her laugh at his shitty jokes.

    That was normal for friends, right?

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    11 Mar 2026

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    Newly ten years old, Jia Baoyu already knows that there’s very little he can do to change the world around him. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t wish things were different though. So when a venture with his Grandmother takes him into the fallen La Manchaland, Jia Baoyu decides to try and help someone, one last time.

    Don Quixote of La Manchaland has spent the last two hundred years dwelling on all his failures, and has come to the only logical conclusion: That his nature as a bloodfiend prevents any manner of change, and that his dream had been nothing but a fantasy. With his family dead, he has resigned himself to the same fate; only to end up living with a small human child who still has a dream of his own.

    Maybe they can both learn something from each other.

    (Or: Jia Baoyu dreams, Jia Mu schemes, and Don Quixote relearns what it means to try.)

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    18 Jan 2026

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    Sayori never had friends that supported her. She never had sleepovers, or long talks, or confessions, or hugs for no reason. But with the literature club, she has everything she could want and more. Turns out, it's hard to keep secrets from friends! Especially the one she totally-definitely-doesn't have a huge crush on. It's all so new that it's making her head spin.

    So, she has to wonder... what now?

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    11 Jul 2025

  6. Public Bookmark 13

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    The world's greatest scientific genius (no matter what a certain upstart fox might try to imply) will soon be no more. The health of the Eggman Empire's central figure and most crucial genius is failing, and all attempts to forestall the inevitable have so far come to nothing. Ivo Robotnik is not long for this world, and as a growing feeling of inevitability outlines what the Doctor fears most - a disappointingly anticlimactic demise - the next steward of the Eggman Empire must be chosen. The Doctor has a clear candidate in mind, but Sage's succession is hardly a smooth road to walk; on this new and frightening path in life, she will face questions, complications, conflicts, and an unexpected - and unexpectedly literal - kindred spirit.

    A story of upheaval and grief in the Eggman Empire, when the Robotnik family loses its father. Created for the Sonic The Hedgehog Big Bang 2025 collab event.

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    25 Jun 2025

  7. Public Bookmark 13

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    The Storyteller program was only active for a year. They got rid of it when all it seemed to do was throw up security errors. They didn’t realize that it worked.
    Perhaps a little too well.
    The program itself may be gone, but the network behind it isn’t. There isn’t a single thing that happened in the Pizzaplex that isn’t recorded there—concerningly, there are even things that happened nowhere near it. What is it collecting this information for? Is there someone controlling it? How do we stop it?
    Can it be stopped?
    Maybe the answer lies within the stories themselves. There has to be a purpose to these logs…

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    Short stories/one-shots about the Mimic's influence, with a main overarching plot of Vanessa, Gregory, and Cassie learning about its past, its plan, and how to stop it.

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    22 Jun 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 75

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    Kris, feeling particularly bored, starts flirting with Berdly on an alt account as a joke. Now their alt account 'Risk' is in an online relationship with Berdly. How did we get here, and more importantly, how will we get out of here????

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    07 Jun 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 45

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    Iris’ life is normal. Well, normal to her, at least. She never gave much thought to the things that she never had such as a family or a guaranteed bed to sleep in every night, but that was fine! She was happy! She was on a journey to become a Dragon Master so that she could return to the Village of Dragons with her head held high and a smile on her face. Surely they would care about her then. Surely that would be enough to earn their love, right?

    Then why do Ash and Delia seem to care for her even if she isn’t a Dragon Master yet?

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    23 Nov 2023

  10. Public Bookmark 54

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    (Spoilers for the Splatoon 3 logs)

    Agent 3 had read too much of the Alternan logs. Now she was thinking about humans.

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    22 Oct 2022

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    HOLY SHIT

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    Echo asks Cassidy to go on a date. Liao thinks it'll be a good learning experience for her.

    Written for a prompt on Tumblr.

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    13 Oct 2022

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