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    Batman has always kept his secrets close to his chest, with his family being one of the bigger things he was keeping quiet about. But even the most secretive of men are not infallible, and Batman gets impaired far too often for his liking.

    Alternatively: Seven times Batman introduced the League to his children while under the influence and one time he introduced himself.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    The first time it happens, Bruce doesn’t do a great job at hiding his surprise. It was only a couple weeks after Tim’s adoption was officially finalized - hyphenated name and all. Bruce still smiles to himself at the memory of reading ‘Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne’ on those papers, trying not to choke up at his third son being the first to take the Wayne name. Of course that was never an expectation, but still, it meant something that Tim chose to take it.

    With that considered, perhaps Bruce shouldn’t have been quite so shocked by the teen calling him ‘Dad’, but he is. And he’s even more startled to hear it declared loudly as Tim abruptly sprints towards him down the hall at full speed.

    “Dad Test!”

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    Tim starts a trend in the family of jumping at Bruce at random, increasingly difficult times shouting: 'Dad Test!' to see if he'll catch them. This leads to many shenanigans & then crash lands into angst because of course it does.

    Inspired by a tumblr post by user incogneat-oh

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    26 Apr 2026

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    File name: Oracle_system_recording:_BATCOMMUNICATIONS_06/22/24_22:32PM

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    Jason's laughter has turned into breathless, silent cries. Damian barrels on, seemingly unbothered by his state.

    "-And during all this I'm trying to subtly switch back to using people's actual names; except it fucking backfired because people just assumed I was calling Richard 'Richard' because we had that special parental mentor bond, and Tim had pissed off to- whatever he was doing in the desert for six months- getting a hysterectomy or whatever the fuck happened-"

    "Hysterectomy-" Jason repeats, shrill. "He lost a spleen, Dames."

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    26 Apr 2026

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    How and why did heroes/vigilantes start going to Tim with their questions?

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    10 Apr 2026

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    “What is happening?” Father says so quietly that Damian is sure he isn’t meant to hear.

    Pennyworth, who’s just entered the foyer, replies, “I do believe your sons are getting along, Master Bruce.”

    Father blinks once very slowly. “They’re from another dimension, aren’t they? I missed a rift in space-time while working on the case.” He drags a hand down his face and heaves an exhausted sigh.

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