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Chrissy closed her eyes and tried not to yell that this was the worst slumber party game ever! Ever!!!
Prank calls!? What are they 8 years old!?
God, she didn’t want to do this first place, which didn’t matter anymore since she had been quickly outvoted—literally 2 to 1—to prank call all the guys on the basketball team but the worst part of all this was… Jen and Kristin were absolutely horrendous at it! They either got the premise wrong or didn’t wait for the punch line or would just giggle and hang up right after someone picked up the phone.
Chrissy had been stealthily avoiding making any of the calls, but she could tell by the glares she was receiving that her luck was running out. Probably because she kept telling them what they were doing wrong, which was… not exactly stealthy…
“Okay Chrissy,” Kristin shifted her jaw, “If you think you can do better, then you do one.”
“Fine…” she sighed reluctantly accepting her fate that she probably deserved… “Who am I calling?”
“Eddie Munson.”
“What!?”
…or Chrissy prank calls Eddie and it goes (lustfully) wrong.
Kinktober 2026 prompt: Phone Sex
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“But I’m not just doing this out of the kindness of my cynical little heart, Cunningham.”
Her eyes went wide and his smirk grew into a grin, “I want some reciprocity, Chrissy.”
“You do?” she swallowed, eyes still wide, hands now motionless but still gripped together, as she asked breathily, “What did you want… me to do?”
“Twenty-four hours.”
“What?” her eyes narrowed in confusion.
“If I’m gonna contaminate my very being by actually—” he mimed a dry heave and got a snicker out of her “—buying the fucking sheet music for a fucking Billy Joel song and learning it—"
“I already have the sheet music, you big baby,” she scoffed but he could see the tiny smile twitching at the corners of her mouth.
“Yeah, but I’m still gonna be tarnishing my reputation for you. So, I want twenty-four hours of your complete and absolute obedience.”
“Obedience?”
Based on a Tumblr prompt where Eddie strikes a deal with Chrissy but didn’t bother to read the fine print. What’s even worse is that he’s the one that wrote the fine print…
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“Come on, Chrissy,” Jason sighed, “Don’t be such a prude.”
“I’m not being a—”
“Then why won’t you take the picture for me, babe?”
“Jason… What if… what if someone else sees it?”
Based on a Tumblr post where Chrissy takes a nude photo for Jason and someone else definitely saw it...
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There was something about Eddie that just… did something to him. It was like the guy cast some sort of magic spell or made some devil’s pact because… well, Jason wasn’t gay. He still got turned on by Chrissy and looking at the naked women in Playboy and Penthouse and he never even had an inkling of desire to look at his teammates or classmates while they all used the group showers after basketball practice or PE, so he couldn’t be gay, but…
But there was something about Eddie’s long wavy brown hair and his chocolatey-brown eyes and his sly smile. There was something enticing about the tattoos that graced his nicely toned arms and his long, dexterous fingers that he adorned with heavy silver rings. And there was all the confusing feelings Jason had about the pair of handcuffs that Eddie used as a belt buckle, but it wasn’t just that.
It wasn’t only those physical things that made Jason’s body conspire against him when Munson was around. It was also because that fucking freak had a knack for humiliating him.
...Or Jason has a sexual awakening after getting humiliated by Eddie and tries to do something about...
...A.K.A. Jason's side of the story in this AU.
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- Part 4 of An Aching To Be Free
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“Well… You know… Fuck it, I’ll take you camping then,” the smile slipped off of his stupid fucking face as he realized what the fuck he had just said. What he had just fucking offered.
By the stunned look on Chrissy’s face, he knew that his stupid fucking mouth went too far this time. What the fuck was he thinking!? Oh yeah, she’d definitely go along with this fucking plan. She had to have been itching for him, the fucking King of the Freaks, to take her, the gorgeous and popular head cheerleader and Queen of Hawkins High, on a fucking camping trip for a fucking week during fucking spring break—
“Okay…”
“Huh?”
Or... Maybe all it takes is one van and one big sleeping bag for two people escape the curse of Hawkins for a week.
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This flapjack’s finally ready to be flipped. A missing scene, post Gone, that explores exactly what Spike meant.
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06 Sep 2026
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It was just to fill a hole; feed a need for them both. A pretend (and secret) engagement to cauterize the loneliness in them both.
No feelings involved.
Yeah, right.
Meanwhile, Spike is intent on tracking down the soldiers that put a chip in his head and enacting some very much needed comeuppance, and as luck would have it he's not alone in that goal.
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19 Nov 2025
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I should’ve gone for the Porsche I was eyeing off. Just enough space for you, me, and big sis…
Instead of the Winnebago, Buffy agrees to the Porsche, but it turns out the road trip is just the start of the adventure. Confronted with living in close quarters and having to adjust to a different dynamic, Buffy finds herself coming to terms with the changes Spike is attempting to make in himself. Meanwhile, Spike is struggling with those changes, but knows he can't stop loving her. All the while, there's still a Hell God out there, and they'd both die to protect Dawn.
Both Buffy and Spike know this won't end well, they just have no idea what that will look like.
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05 Mar 2026
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“So, you’re not in love with him?”
“No, Dawn,” Buffy snapped, trying to find something to dry her pruned hands on and settling for the shirt she was wearing. It was dirty anyway.
“Prove it then.”
Buffy looked up at that, her brows furrowed.
“Huh?”
Dawn slid a piece of paper across the island, the edges slightly curled where it had been held in her hand. Written in Xander’s wide loopy capitals was RICHARD 555-6716.
“Prove it,” Dawn repeated.
Dawn has had enough of her sister slinking around behind everyone’s backs with Spike. No more hiding, it’s time to bring it all out into the… well, not quite “light”, but you get the idea.
What better way to do that, than by setting Buffy up on some truly disastrous dates until she cracks?
Bookmarked by ArcaneSword
30 Apr 2025
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When Chrissy Cunningham returns home after having been missing for a week, Phillip Cunningham cannot be more grateful that she’s safe and that life can go back to normal.
One problem: Chrissy has somehow fallen madly in love with Eddie Munson, the prime suspect for the recent killings of Hawkins students and kidnapping his daughter. Even worse, she plans on marrying him as soon as possible at the courthouse and Phil, despite his reservations, wants to give Chrissy the wedding she dreamed of.
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30 Jan 2025