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Software Instability- Spill on Aisle 3. by Bluecheesefuckingsucks
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
04 Oct 2026
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Being a janitor is easy work- you get to avoid people and all their expectations, get to stay within your own world and your solace.
Androids are nice- they don't judge, they don’t have expectations, they don’t hold any malice. They are simply there to do a job, wherever it may be.
You felt like one, in a way. Just there to work and disappear into your own realm. Never bothering with dreams, hopes, wants, desires.
It’s easy, simple, and peaceful.
It was all you wanted.
So- why couldn’t it have stayed that way?
A story in which
Connor slowly deviates for someone who wants nothing more than to be left alone. Wants nothing more than to be able to disappear from the world.
He knows how to provide that.
So why do they fight back?
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- Part 1 of Software Instability- Spill on Aisle 3.
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But there is no doctor; only someone greatly under certified and vastly over-encumbered by their desire to help.
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Heads up that this story contains;
Graphic depictions of gore / wounds.
Medical terminology
EMS technique being probably （definitely) misused
No beta-readers—
This story contains absolutely NO generative AI. Everything here was written by my own grubby hands, and any grammatical mistakes or plot hole came from my pure heart and not some water gurgling bastard.
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This story is open to kind and helpful critique / criticism / and suggestions. Help me help you get better stories! -
What I once was, What I am Now. Something is Wrong with Me. by Bluecheesefuckingsucks
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime
01 Dec 2025
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[[THIS STORY IS BEING REWRITTEN ENTIRELY! The new version can be found under the same name with a 'V.2' at the end]]
Something was off with the kids, that much Optimus could tell. Apparently, there was a missing person. Somewhere in a small town in Oregon, a human just barely older than Jack, vanished into thin air.
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You missed your mom, your school, your friends, your body. Your life has now changed, no one can understand you. Pain is all you can feel. You'd cry if you could.
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Software Instability- Spill on Aisle 3. by Bluecheesefuckingsucks
Fandom Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
04 Oct 2026
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Androids aren’t supposed to die.
They can’t. By design, these perfect machines exist as objects, not beings; they are curated to breathe, to function, and even to mirror, but never to live. And certainly never to die.
But Connor?
He won’t die.
And you are beginning to suspect this is no longer a coincidence.
Bookmarked by Bluecheesefuckingsucks
12 Sep 2026
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Canary in a Coal Mine by Skainsmate
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers Generation One, Transformers - All Media Types
10 Dec 2021
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“Don’t you feel anything?” You gasped hoarsely. “Anything at all for my dying planet and species?”
Shockwave didn’t even bother turning his head to acknowledge your words, he merely replied while facing away from you.
“Feelings are illogical. We are doing this for the Decepticon cause. Remorse for a subspecies would be a waste of energy.”
A fury unlike any other welled in your chest, and you wished nothing more than to bury the sharpest object in Shockwave’s lab straight into his spark. Wishes, however, were useless. No matter how much your heart denied it, your mind spoke the truth.
What was a mere human supposed to do against titans from another world?
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- Part 1 of Canary in a Coal Mine
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07 Mar 2024
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TransWarped by Swerv
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers - All Media Types
31 Dec 2025
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Another failed test run of Isaac Sumdac's Bi-Directional Unified Transit Terminal (also known as the BUTT) results in an odd switcheroo of sorts. Now Ratchet, Bulkhead, and Jack Darby must adjust to life in futuristic Detroit while Ratchet, Bulkhead, and Sari Sumdac get involved in a Cybertronian war in the small town of Jasper.
Unbeknownst to the Autobots, the Decepticons have also been affected by the BUTT's malfunction. Blackarachnia and Lugnut are transported to the Nemesis in the midst of a war that their faction lost millions of stellar cycles ago. And in another universe, Starscream and Soundwave are stuck on Earth with uncooperative Decepticons.
Also posted on Wattpad and ff.net!
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Bookmarked by Bluecheesefuckingsucks
27 Apr 2023
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It started with a seemingly innocent question. "Have you read all the books here?" The Dragonborn asked.
"This space contains all the volumes written in the continent since the age of Dragons, and I have read them all."
"The Sultry Argonian Bard!"
Miraak blinked. "What?" He couldn't have possibly heard right.
A grin worthy of a Khajiit split her face. "Have you read even that?"
"Ellya Erdain is untalented scum. I myself have written far more entertaining things in my life."---
Or, the one where Miraak makes the mistake of implying that he can write excellent smut, and ends us finding out just how serious the Last Dragonborn is about books. And just how far she is willing to go for those that captured her interest.Bookmarked by Bluecheesefuckingsucks
20 May 2021