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    Jason is eleven months old, Bruce is stuck at a three-day Justice League meeting on the Watchtower, and Alfred is holding down the fort at the Manor — managing oatmeal disasters, bath time negotiations, and a baby who treats shoes as a personal affront.
    Then Jason says his first word.
    It's dada. And dada isn't here.
    Alfred Pennyworth does not accept this as a permanent state of affairs. He packs the diaper bag, straps a baby to his chest, and teleports to an orbiting space station, because some things are more important than protocol — and a baby calling for his father is one of them.

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    Don’t read while emotionally unstable
    -will cry

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    You're recruited to help study the mermaids of Va'Zaun due to your vast knowledge of the ocean. You meet a charming mermaid named Vi before you discover she's the one thing you warned the crew about - a siren. Intrigued by her different appearance from normal sirens, you jump at the chance to study her.

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    10 Sep 2024

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    Unconventional love and an oddly sweet murder of love 💗

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    Shouta’s plan had been ill-defined and desperate from the start, but he figures the important shit boiled down to, “Change as little as possible, make sure Midoriya doesn’t get himself killed, and stock up on lychee jelly pouches because that flavor got discontinued three years from now.” Keeping it simple’s always better, and he’s normally good at improvising.

    Somewhere along the way, he must’ve fucked up since now he has:

    A quirkless problem child hanging off of his every word

    His best friend going through a sexuality crisis thanks to said problem child’s mom

    His other best friend clinging to him like a security blanket

    Some two-bit mob boss threatening him with bouquets of daffodils

    To wring the number one hero’s fucking neck for not telling him anything useful before sending him decades into the past

    All he did was walk Izuku Midoriya home. It wasn’t meant to turn into whatever mess this is.

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    12 Jun 2023

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    “His quirk will get attention no matter where he goes. But if he ends up working with heroes then he’ll have their protection. That’s why I said most doctors and nurses have minor healing quirks- because people with powerful ones often catch the attention of heroes, who will in turn protect them from any villains who also have their eye on them.”

    “Oh! Okay. Okay… this… this is a lot…. Heh, and I was worried he’d breathe fire…”

    “Don’t ever forget- Izuku’s quirk is a good thing. He just needs to be a bit more careful than most children.” 
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    Midoriya Izuku wants to become a hero. Midoriya Izuku is born with a healing quirk. He learns how to save people a different way.

     

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    Izuku couldn’t process what had happened. Whether because he didn’t want to or couldn’t handle it, he would never know. However, as he looked at the blood covering his skin and his clothes, he felt a thick numbness filling him. 
    “It is alright, Izuku,” the man towering above him said calmly, kneeling down and placing a hand on the boy’s shoulder. “You need not fear. I’m sure your mother will be fine. I could never find it in myself to truly kill her. However, I did what I had to.” 
    Izuku slowly turned his head, looking up at the man. “Why’d you hurt her, Daddy?” 
    His father tilted his head, smiling. “She was in our way. I have big plans for you, and she wanted to stop them. Now, shall we be on our way?” He stood, lifting Izuku up and placing him on his hip. “There is much to do.” 

     

    All for One kidnaps Izuku when he is still a toddler, helbent on creating the perfect noumu for his cause.

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