CaptainKitler
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Shared Concussions by CaptainKitler
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
16 Mar 2026
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Both Montreal's and Boston's team captains' face a head on collision on the ice, knocking them both out cold.
Cue worried teammates, incredibly strong pain meds, a shared hospital room, very confused Hollander parents and loose-tongued confessions.
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Shane and Ilya end up doped up on pain meds in the same hospital room...
The Hollanders find out some things.
(An alternative way of Yuna and David finding out)
With a bonus of Hayden and Jackie finding out too! ;)
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Operation: How Gay Can We Go? by CaptainKitler
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
24 Feb 2026
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What if the video never leaked and their relationship was still a secret when Shane joined the Ottawa Centaurs? The team wait in anticipation for Rozanov's reaction to his career-long rival joining their team... but wait a minute, they're jumping into each other's arms, giggling like a couple of schoolgirls?
Aka 5 times Ilya and Shane’s 'friendship' seems really gay and the 1 time everyone realises it’s been actually gay the whole time.
Cue the Ottawa Centaurs being absolutely clueless, the Montreal Metros mourning the loss of their best player, and the Centaur WAG's (+Harris) being absolutely done with their ignorant partners.
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The Brother He Deserves (in the form of Cliff Marleau) by CaptainKitler
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Feb 2026
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Ilya’s father was not a good one in many ways, Cliff begins to realise this and decides to step in as the family Ilya’s always deserved.
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Cliff Marleau being the brother Ilya deserves, from holding him when he cries, to supporting him when he comes out.
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Ally...? Yeah Sure by CaptainKitler
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
31 Jan 2026
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Shane is sick of this whole ally shtick, so he decides to do something about it.
Cue Hayden and Jackie finding out about Ilya...
The world finding out that their beloved ally is in fact a homosexual...
Ilya being deemed the new face of hockey allyship...
But wait! He's bisexual?!
Hey why is Rozanov making dinner plans with Hollander in the middle of the game?
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Shane comes out, Ilya comes out, wait they're TOGETHER?!
A multi parted continuation of my previous fic!
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Ilya Rozanov the Golden Boy and Shane Hollander the Asshole by CaptainKitler
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 Jan 2026
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Aka 5 times Ilya is the good guy and the 1 time Shane is the bad guy 😈
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Ilya Rozanov’s acts of kindness and Shane Hollanders act of VIOLENCE (deserved)
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Hollanov Breaks the Internet! ...And Everyones' Sanity by CaptainKitler
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
31 Jan 2026
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Billy Batson Ficlets by CaptainKitler
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Shazam! (2019), Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), Superman & Lois (TV 2021), Superman - All Media Types
16 Nov 2025
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5 times Shane doesn't come out to his parents +1 time he has to
Bookmarked by CaptainKitler
14 Feb 2026
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Hayden Pike might be stupid, actually by halfbaked_ziti
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 Dec 2025
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Hayden knew he wasn’t stupid.
Well, not completely. Well, he felt like he was pretty smart about some things, and, okay, a little oblivious about others. Still, he liked to think he was pretty far from stupid—especially when compared to his fellow hockey players.
Like, he’d known that Shane had that off-and-on thing with that girl in Boston, Lily, for years. He didn’t know much more than that, and he especially didn’t know why Shane was so cagey about it, but his best friend was admittedly pretty weird about everything.
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Slight AU where Shane comes out to Hayden and J.J. around the time he breaks up with Rose, but Lily's identity remains a secret. For now.
Bookmarked by CaptainKitler
07 Jan 2026
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It takes three detentions for Severus Snape to realize why Harry Potter cleans cauldrons so well—and even more for him to decide what to do about it.
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- Part 15 of Advent Fics 2017
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14 Dec 2025
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Really, Eddie doesn’t care that the PTA aren’t his biggest fan. He knows he misses too many meetings, and it’s not like he’s best friends with any of the other parents. It doesn’t affect Christopher, so it doesn’t bother him. He’ll pay for the annual fundraising mugs and consider his duty done.
But then Buck picks Christopher up from a class trip and it all goes to hell.
Like, of course Buck is everyone’s dream guy. He’s responsible with kids, and kind, and funny and interesting and hot to touch. That’s obvious. But now Eddie’s fighting to keep the PTA moms, teachers, and dads, all off an unsuspecting and tempting Buck.
Because Eddie is a good friend. Right?
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Bookmarked by CaptainKitler
21 Oct 2024
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we'll still be here (when it's all said and done) by nostradamusO
Fandoms: Supergirl (TV 2015)
23 Oct 2019
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“I’m stuck in your universe again, and I’m looking for Lena.”
Kara’s cheeks go red and she stutters. “Why—um—would you think—uh, that she’s— here?”
“Darling, have you seen my other earring?” Lena chooses this moment to step out of Kara’s room and head toward the kitchen, holding a lone earring in one hand and reaching to pull a mug from the cupboard above the sink with the other. Kara offers Barry a weak smile.
OR, Barry Allen drops by on occasion, and always ends up confusing everyone. (And/or stressing them out.) Maybe he should work a little harder at remembering/paying attention to the differences between the universes. It’s been getting him into trouble that he doesn’t.
Bookmarked by CaptainKitler
13 Jul 2024