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His Weight In Gold by Captain_of_the_sass
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
17 May 2025
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"Let me put it this way; you attended MIT. Next to Stark and Oscorp your name was one of the most successful in the world. and yet-" she said, just as Justin had begun to preen, "You are one of the absolute biggest dumbfucks of the era."
In which Justin Hammer becomes an involuntary science experiment, has a few breakdowns, and becomes the Thunderbolts' live-in pain in the ass.
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Even with the Lyrics Rearranged, the Song is Still the Same by tinymarvels (Captain_of_the_sass)
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Avengers Assemble (Cartoon)
02 Oct 2021
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He's dying again. He knows he is, because he's died a hundred times already. It keeps happening over and over, like someone's flipping through channels on the TV and every single one is showing a different window into Tony's worst moments throughout the multiverse.
"I'm going to save you," Not-Steve had said. But he doesn't feel saved at all.
In which Tony is the unwilling traveler on a trip through some of his deaths in the multiverse.
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No child is immune to nightmares, and Din's is no exception.
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The Last Exorcist in California by tinymarvels (Captain_of_the_sass)
Fandoms: Original Work
30 Oct 2019
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Sometimes you just need someone you can rely on when everything goes to shit.
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Tumblr oneshots by Captain_of_the_sass, tinymarvels (Captain_of_the_sass)
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Daredevil (TV), Pacific Rim (2013), Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) - Fandom, X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
17 Oct 2015
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Astarion is sent to Waterdeep to bring the great wizard Gale Dekarios before his Master, Cazador Szarr for reasons Astarion can only assume untoward. But the magics within Gale accidently free Astarion from his former master.
And in doing so-- the pair learn the consequences.
Magic always comes with a price.
Bookmarked by tinymarvels (Captain_of_the_sass)
03 May 2026
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There's a squishy, gelatinous something oozing down the side of Quark's face.
This is not an unusual way for Quark to wake up, nowadays. He just isn't sure whether it's his boyfriend or his boyfriend's kid.
He sticks one hand out. Odo isn't there next to him. He carefully feels the gooey mass draped over his cheek, head, and brow ridges. The mass is pretty small. Not big enough to be Odo. Okay, Quark thinks. He's probably doing security chief things. That means that the being lying on his face can only be--
"Clover," he mumbles, peeling her carefully off his face, "good morning. You sleep good?"
(In which Quark struggles to accept fatherhood, Odo makes a revelation, everyone is very frightened, and a changeling toddler has a lot of fun--not necessarily in that order.)
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- Part 3 of shape up
Bookmarked by tinymarvels (Captain_of_the_sass)
01 Oct 2025
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oh the things we left behind by furiosophie
Fandoms: Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
04 May 2021
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After he commits every single weapon in the hold to memory, Din finds himself cataloging more and more things about Skywalker instead, small observations that carve out a space in his mind unbidden.
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As much as Din likes to tell himself that he’s just been taking a well-deserved break, the truth is that for the six months following their daring rescue he’s been nothing but truly and utterly lost. That is until Luke Skywalker gives him a ship and hires him to help figure out what the hell the Empire needed the Child’s blood for.
As they drift through the empty void of hyperspace, they slowly find unexpected companions in each other and realize their respective paths might not be as set as they once thought.
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- Part 1 of oh the things that shine bright
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- English
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- 103,615
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- 8/8
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Bookmarked by tinymarvels (Captain_of_the_sass)
05 Feb 2021
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What the Stars Let in by ShyOwl
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
27 Jun 2021
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Peace in the New Republic is not coming as easy as desired.
The newly reformed, and quickly growing, Mandalorians and their fearsome king have announced they will not join the New Republic’s hold and it is making keeping the peace become progressively more difficult to the point political marriage may be the only way to prevent bloodshed. However, no one in the New Republic can meet the impossible standards set by the Mand’alor.
Well, almost no one. Fortunately, Senator Organa has a very eligible Jedi-warrior brother.
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- 21/21
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Bookmarked by tinymarvels (Captain_of_the_sass)
18 Jan 2021
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A few months after Grogu left Moff Gideon’s cruiser with the Jedi, the Jedi comes searching for Din and finds him on Mandalore’s moon of Concordia. Din is roped into an adventure that brings him closer to the Jedi than he could have ever imagined.
[Or, the one where every Coruscant tabloid assumes the Jedi and Mando are dating...and the headlines might be onto something]
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- Part 3 of Author's Favorites
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Bookmarked by tinymarvels (Captain_of_the_sass)
18 Jan 2021