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is this the real thing/is this just fantasy? by depraveddame
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jun 2025
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During a dry spell, Crowley complains loudly and insistently to his flatmate (who he’s wanted to fuck as long as he's known him) about how a dildo is nowhere near as satisfying as the real thing, and Aziraphale proposes that they actually put Crowley's theory to the test.
Just two flatmates conducting an experiment where they see if Crowley actually can tell the difference between a sex toy and Aziraphale's cock in the name of science, aka the Real Dick vs Dildo challenge, aka the one where affection starved Crowley has desires and feelings and would pretty much do anything to get Aziraphale inside him at least once.
Part 3 of my Pride series!
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- Part 3 of Ineffable Pride Collection 🌈
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27 Feb 2026
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La Dolce Vita by captain_sassy_socks
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Aug 2024
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Aziraphale, almost fifty, lives a quiet life in London.
His brother Gabriel invites him to spend his summer vacation on his estate in Italy.
There, he meets a man with copper-colored hair and a crooked smile who shows him a world beyond his beloved books.
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- Part 1 of La Dolce Vita
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10 Feb 2026
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In the Margins: What's Cooking? by thisisshiny
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jan 2026
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A burned piece of toast turns into a lesson in love.
When Aziraphale decides to teach Crowley how to cook, the kitchen becomes a classroom, cookbooks become literature, and food becomes yet another way of caring for each other.
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- Part 17 of Margins - A Literary Love Story
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05 Feb 2026
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Of Size and other Matters by LCwrites
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (Radio), Good Omens (TV)
31 Jul 2022
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When Crowley gets a random text from an unknown number, he thinks it must be a joke at first. Turns out it's by a rather amusing stranger who might have an interesting matter at hand.
Aziraphale just wants to get an upcoming function over with and not have people trying to set him up with anyone. At least whoever accidentally received his message seems to take the mishap with humour.
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01 Feb 2026
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Fresh off a bitter divorce, Aziraphale fabricates a perfect marriage to get hired at a wedding magazine—just a stepping stone on the way to his dream career. It's a foolproof plan, until he needs to produce said husband for the magazine's annual couples retreat.
Enter Crowley, his best friend's mysterious cousin, who agrees, for his own reasons, to play fake husband for a week—no strings attached, no messy complications.
One problem: the more Aziraphale discovers about the real man behind the act, the less fake his feelings become.
Aziraphale thought the hardest part would be fooling everyone else…
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25 Jan 2026