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The Deviant, His Dad, & His Dog by Catastrophic_Mastermind
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
17 Jan 2021
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Following the revolution Connor has to come to grips with his new emotions, his place in the world, and life itself. With the help of Hank and Sumo, he may just figure things out.
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"Come on now, I know you’re allergic to doors but I'd rather not nail another board up.” His LED flashing yellow for a moment in guilt, his mouth opened to apologize for the broken window as he followed Hank inside only for the breath in his artificial lungs to leave him in an undignified “Oof!” as 170lbs of lovable fur barreled into his legs and knocked him flat on his back. Freezing for a moment to regain his bearings and to hopefully prevent another attack, he was quickly brought back into focus as a wheezing laugh sounded from further in the house. Doing his best to give an annoyed glare but being utterly unsuccessful as a massive tongue swept over his face, he instead let out a huff.“Seems… ha… seems Sumo here remembered you Connor.”
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Submitting for Smudgeandfrank's DITYS as my artistic ability begins and ends with stick figures.
The gorgeous image that is the prompt can be found here: https://www.instagram.com/p/B8pzsAEFxa6/?igshid=n16dhbtmf475
Voice of God: Adam Young had invited Crowley and Aziraphale over to Anathema's cottage for an Notpocalypse Anniversary Party, where the main event of the evening was scheduled to be a Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Tournament. Aziraphale, not being tech savvy in the slightest, decided it was best to practice beforehand with Crowley as his mentor...
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Ave Maria by nopaintjustpain
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Sep 2026
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I lived with this hunger long before the Hail Mary. This is nothing new. I’m fine.
Right up until Rocky asks another question.
“When last time you touch other human person skin, question?”
Oh. Oh no. “When I… a few days after I first woke up here.”
Rocky starts to relax for a split second, but then tightens when something occurs to him.
“Grace crewmates dead when you wake up. You said this, statement. You not even know your own name, remember nothing, see dead bodies, confirm?”
I nod, because if I open my mouth I will gag.
“When last time Grace touch ALIVE human person, question.”
I swallow thickly. I don’t answer aloud because I know Rocky can hear the hitch in my breath. My stomach churns with fresh bile. He senses my vital signs tick over into stress patterns and goes very, very still again.
“Grace. When last time, question.”
I clench my jaw so hard my temples ache, and beg him with my eyes to just stop.
“Grace. Please say not when… when Evil Stratt humans put you to sleep.”
I can taste grass.
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AKA: Grace starves for more than just food on the journey to Erid.
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12 Sep 2026
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The Wire Mother by nopaintjustpain
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
24 May 2026
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I lived with this hunger long before the Hail Mary. This is nothing new. I’m fine.
Right up until Rocky asks another question.
“When last time you touch other human person skin, question?”
Oh. Oh no. “When I… a few days after I first woke up here.”
Rocky starts to relax for a split second, but then tightens when something occurs to him.
“Grace crewmates dead when you wake up. You said this, statement. You not even know your own name, remember nothing, see dead bodies, confirm?”
I nod, because if I open my mouth I will gag.
“When last time Grace touch ALIVE human person, question.”
I swallow thickly. I don’t answer aloud because I know Rocky can hear the hitch in my breath. My stomach churns with fresh bile. He senses my vital signs tick over into stress patterns and goes very, very still again.
“Grace. When last time, question.”
I clench my jaw so hard my temples ache, and beg him with my eyes to just stop.
“Grace. Please say not when… when Evil Stratt humans put you to sleep.”
I can taste grass.
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AKA: Grace starves for more than just food on the journey to Erid.
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- Part 1 of Ave Maria
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11 Sep 2026
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Teacher Grace's Extraordinary Curriculum by Acewithapaintbrush
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
01 Sep 2026
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Grace has always been a teacher and it's not any different on Erid.
These are his adventures with his pebbles (and Rocky and Adrian of course)
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09 Sep 2026
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Vox's machine may be gone, but the scars it left behind linger. As Lucifer struggles to recover from being used as a living battery he finds himself with an unexpected caretaker. Every day, without fail, Alastor arrives bearing food, books, music, and absolutely no explanation.
He can't understand why the Radio Demon refuses to leave him alone.
Alastor can't understand why the king thinks he deserves to be.
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Bookmarked by Catastrophic_Mastermind
26 Aug 2026
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Once upon a time, in a land far away, there stood a shining castle ruled by a king of great power and greater pride. He was admired by all and had everything his heart desired.
Then, one winter’s night, a cold wind rushed into the castle, bringing with it a wild, rebellious magic. No one knows what passed between the king and that magic but, by dawn, the castle was changed forever.
A terrible curse was cast upon the castle's walls and all who dwelled within. A horrifying Beast with a cruel and selfish heart sat upon the throne.
Disgusted by his grotesque reflection, the Beast concealed himself, never to be seen again by the outside world. The once-radiant castle fell into disrepair.
The magic had but one rule: if the castle’s master could love another and earn that love in return before the end of the seventh year, the spell would be broken. If not, the curse would take full hold, and all would remain as they were forevermore.
As the years passed, the king despaired and lost all hope.
For who could ever learn to love a Beast?
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24 Aug 2026