Dastardly_Imbecile
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He leans down, brushing his mouth over your ear. Lower, until his lips touch your cheek, your neck. The moment he bites down is lost, because he slides a finger into you simultaneously, and you cannot tell one sensation from the other. Something is being taken from you and something is being given to you.
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When your husband Johnny returns from Count Riley's estate, he is different in a way that runs blood-deep, in a way that you have always been.
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Dracula if Dracula was freaky and Johnathan Harker was freaky and also Mina was freaky. wait that might just be nosferatu 2024 -
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All roads lead to Rome and, unfortunately, quite a few channels of his mind link back to the same old story, the same old man.
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Hannibal's sojourn in Italy and what(who) he spends his time thinking about.
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You can imagine him so well as some ancient king, strangely enough. In repose upon his throne, Laodicean in manner. Legs opened wide, shirt riding up around the hard edges of his torso, just enough that you can see the trails of fine, light hair that sprout from the channels of his stomach.
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Food Critic!Reader enters Chef!Simon's restaurant. I'm sure we can all guess how this goes.
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Jealousy petty enough that you know it’s childish, but still, you look at Simon—always straight-backed, at attention, watching Price with something that approaches reverence, worship for the hands that shaped him from the great primordial mire and brought him to this glorious cage of esse—and you wonder what he has that you lack.
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As the good Doctor's research assistant, you must take care of both him and his monster.
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Only a second more of your hand moving over his cock, thumb planting a whorled kiss on the tip, before you lean forwards and allow your lips to envelop him. Immediately, his left hand—the empty one—shoots out, threading instinctively through your hair, pulling your face back and up. The pose exposes your neck to him, and there is a flicker of bright, animal fear in your pupils—before, as always, it’s quickly subsumed by the force of your smile.
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A series of meetings between you and König on the battlefield. Who's the hunter, and who's the prey?
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someone needs to put this man down
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different names for the same thing by besselfcn
Fandoms: Spies Are Forever - Talkfine/Tin Can Brothers
09 Nov 2019
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Owen has a habit, he’s coming to learn, of realizing things about Curt just a bit later than he should have.
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07 Jul 2025
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The everyday lives and misadventures of a band of serial killers as they grow to tolerate each other.
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01 May 2025
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An online message board devoted to a cult fantasy author wrestles with his baffling final book.
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Bookmarked by Dastardly_Imbecile
02 Jan 2025
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genuinely one of my fav pieces of fiction ever made
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and i’m not trying to stop you, love by cleanupcalifornia
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
09 Sep 2024
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Morris and Pierre share one of many quite unwanted mornings together.
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30 Dec 2024
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Runeterra keeps turning. Someone is not supposed to be here.
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21 Dec 2024