FearAndRamen



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    "So the Archivist ate Jon," Melanie starts, eyes fixed on weak lightbulb so they won't fall on the scalpel in her hand. "That's what you said."

    "I said I am Jon. And that I ate him." The Archivist turns a page, not even looking up. "Metaphysically, for the most part."

    "Sure. Whatever." She exhales out the urge to swing the scalpel in an arc, to follow through like a conductor until it meets skin. It would be so easy. "So if...if the Slaughter eats me. I'll Become. Something. Or. Or it Becomes me."

    "Not exactly." The Archivist taps the rocky floor, glancing over at her. She doesn't dare tear her eyes from the lightbulb, not with the scalpel in her hand. "The Slaughter might eat you. But to really Become, you'd have to eat the Slaughter back."

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    Jon wakes up four months early. This is not necessarily a good thing.

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    The voice gets under his skin. Is it pleasing or terrifying? Inside his head or out? Is it even real, or is his still-human brain just cobbling monster-sounds into something he can comprehend?

    It’s impossible to get out of his head, whether literal or not.

    Doesn’t matter, though, because the answer Michael gives is a terrible one, and ends the same way: Gertrude could protect herself, Jon can’t, and he’s going to die for her sins.

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    So, the encounter with the door gradually slips from his mind. 

    In hindsight, that was probably Gerry's first mistake, since when he wakes up exactly two weeks later and his bedroom door is suddenly yellow, it’s a little upsetting to say the least. 

    “Oh fuck off,” is a pretty moderate reaction, considering, and Gerry spends a good hour in his bed, not moving, and not letting his eyes leave it. The compulsion to open it is back in full force, but this time he’s a little more sober and a little more prepared, so the itch is easy to crush. It’s not like he hasn’t had practice at resisting the whims of various entities. 

    If he’s not letting the Eye get to him, then there’s no way in hell that a door is going to claim him. 

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    Gerry has been hunting down Leitners since he was a kid - he's no stranger to general supernatural spookiness, so when a certain door monster inserts itself into his life, Gerry's pretty confident he can deal with it. He’s never been more wrong.

    Or, Enemies to lovers but one of you has knives for hands and enjoys the odd human snack

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    Season 3, but slightly to the left. Jon and Mike Crew flee from Daisy’s investigation. Jon realizes that there is a way to escape the Institute’s grasp, and, well, there’s more than one way to kill the Archivist.

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    (Comics Prompts) AU where Dr. Elliot is mostly unfazed by his students' antics.

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