FulminateTheSun
Fandoms
- Empires SMP (14)
- The Amelia Project (Podcast) (7)
- WitchCraft SMP (4)
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV) (2)
- Hermitcraft SMP (2)
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One step forward by FulminateTheSun
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 May 2026
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“Name is ♪♫♬♪♪♫. They analyze eridians, and their behaviours. How they live, what they like. They want to do this with Grace, too, like the doctors, but differently. Talk to Grace the Person, not the Human”
“An anthropologist,” I realize. “I think that’s what you mean." Apparently, he likes my word, because he doesn't push further.
chat, it was not an anthropologist
or; One would think that not being in a life threatening situation would be enough to start taking life a little more easy. Landing on Erid was supposed to be his happy ending. It's not as simple as that.
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People died when Buffy failed. Jesse, Principal Flutie, Fritz, Morgan, Kevin. The names came to her mind, too many and too fast for her to process them. And those where the ones she had actually met. What about the ones vampires had killed because she had been too busy ‘having a life’ to catch on patrol, too slow to stake?
There isn’t a single word written in her test. She had already failed, because Ms. Yung is in front of her, taking her paper, which meant that time was over for her. She has failed, and Buffy knows it won’t be the last time.
Failing twice is a privilege, especially when the blood that pays for her mistakes isn’t hers.
“I can take her to the bathroom, Ms. Yung, I already finished my test anyway”
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With all the monsters she faces day to day, it seems laughable that the thing that sends her into a panic attack is some stupid test.
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The picture in the locker door by FulminateTheSun
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
21 Dec 2024
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“One of my kids?” he asked, confused. Ms. Calendar just glared at him.
Right. Dumb question.
“Which one…?”
Another glare. Which, fair.
“Willow won the… computer thing?”or;
Why does Willow have a picture of her and Giles in her locker???
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“…And speaking of going back. I’m sure you’ll remember me telling you all about how the show is receiving calls once more, and it seems like it’s time for our first caller to make an appearance”.
And, with that, he pushed his finger down.
“Hello!” he said, his excitement surely bleeding into his voice.
He wonders who it could be. Rosie? A long time listener? Maybe a new soul, just arrived to hell, and looking for some guidance…
“Oh, thank fuck!” Charlie Morningstar voice sounded from the other side.or;
Good news! Hellborns could be redeemed -or at least ascend to Heaven. Bad news! Charlie is pretty sure his dad might start another war if he finds out she's not allowed to return to Hell now that her clothes turned pink and little hearts replaced her red cheekmarks.
For some reason nobody in the hotel is answering her panicked calls, except for Alastor. And she is surprised that he did, considering that he's supposed to be running a radio program at this time of the day.
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Sausage laughed behind him, as he followed his rhythm with no problem. “I promised I would protect you! What if you get in harm’s way? What if you die?”
If he didn’t believe that Sausage’s plan was to kill him for the crown the second he caught him alone, without his allies to help him, or anyone to take advantage of his hard work, Jimmy would feel insulted. But context given, it felt threatening. “You’re dismissed, then! Consider this your lunch break. Go have lunch!”
Or; Jimmy won the crown, and Sausage swore to protect him. Jimmy would have prefered if he hadnt done that. Enemies to friends to lovers ensures.
Series
- Part 2 of warm as the winter sun
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AU where Eloise wins the tournament. Featuring a mentally unstable necromancer, a zombie that can't believe was tricked into loving their coven, a stressed out eloise, and our favourite sandwhich of all time
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renounced sainthoods and god killers by FulminateTheSun
Fandom Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
18 Feb 2023
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Two birds on a wire
One tries to fly away
And the other watches him close from that wire
He says he wants to as well
But he is a liar
I'll believe it all
There's nothing I won't understand
I'll believe it all
I won't let go of your hand
Two birds on a wire
One tries to fly away
And the other watches him close from that wire
He says he wants to as well
But he is a liar
I'll believe it all
There's nothing I won't understand
I'll believe it all
I won't let go of your hand- Words:
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An AU in which the Interviewer is immortal because he's a phoenix, and Kozlowski made his Patience from his ashes
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The aftermaths of Xornoth
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Rocky's Pet by verynotokay
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 May 2026
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“Cute?” Grace repeated, half strangled. “I'm not cute!”
“You no get to decide. Rocky decide you cute. Like companion animal. Not need be perfect. Not need be hero. Is enough be cute.”
“Are you calling me your pet?” Grace asked. “That is so, so, condescending–”
“Yes. Grace is like Rocky pet. Everything Grace does is cute cute cute. Grace not need prove anything. Grace not need be worthy. Grace just need keep being cute. Rocky take care of Grace. Rocky responsible pet owner.”
Grace’s throat was suddenly dry.
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19 May 2026
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First find a fox, then let him go by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 May 2026
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Colt had looked at her with a taut jaw. Of course he did. Of course he knew. He was there for years when Ryland was so rarely human and so fully fox. He just got better at it, Colt had said, better at being human.
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15 May 2026
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Ave María, ¿Cuándo serás mía? Except it turns out 'cuando' is really relative when it's time travel, y'all by Des98
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
30 May 2026
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14 May 2026
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Sirius, brightest star in the sky by runoti
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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Grace squeezes out a wet chuckle, thick with emotion, before suddenly falling silent. Its mouth does that strange up-down up-down movement, like it’s trying to figure out if it’s perplexed or amused. “Wait a minute—“ The human flops on its side to face them.
“Rock, that almost sounds like I’m your kids’ \.\\.”
“New word.”
“Uh… companion animal.”
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Grace and Rocky talk about evolution, family dynamics, and dogs.
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12 May 2026
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The Wire Mother by nopaintjustpain
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
25 May 2026
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I lived with this hunger long before the Hail Mary. This is nothing new. I’m fine.
Right up until Rocky asks another question.
“When last time you touch other human person skin, question?”
Oh. Oh no. “When I… a few days after I first woke up here.”
Rocky starts to relax for a split second, but then tightens when something occurs to him.
“Grace crewmates dead when you wake up. You said this, statement. You not even know your own name, remember nothing, see dead bodies, confirm?”
I nod, because if I open my mouth I will gag.
“When last time Grace touch ALIVE human person, question.”
I swallow thickly. I don’t answer aloud because I know Rocky can hear the hitch in my breath. My stomach churns with fresh bile. He senses my vital signs tick over into stress patterns and goes very, very still again.
“Grace. When last time, question.”
I clench my jaw so hard my temples ache, and beg him with my eyes to just stop.
“Grace. Please say not when… when Evil Stratt humans put you to sleep.”
I can taste grass.
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AKA: Grace starves for more than just food on the journey to Erid.
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- Part 1 of Ave Maria
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09 May 2026