HeyAssbuttImBatman
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Self Help by Theotrix
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (2012), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 May 2014
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14 Apr 2026
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The Marvel Fractions by Nonymos
Fandom Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom
19 Apr 2015
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31 Mar 2026
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Scott took his sunglasses from the side pocket of his backpack and put them on. His phone vibrated. He pulled it out and there it was: a picture of Kip and Elena from across the street. Kip smiling, Elena pouting. Below it, the caption: "Please don't die crossing this sea of people."
Scott laughed to himself, put the phone away, and pushed the door open.
The screams of excitement crashed over Scott like a wave. Fans crowded the sides of the path, many with tears in their eyes, others with their arms reaching over the metal barricades, everyone wanting a piece of that night. Happy shouts celebrating the victory, hoarse voices declaring their love for the team, words of pride and admiration. Scott smiled slightly, giving a general wave as he walked, sharing looks of gratitude to both sides – until the smile froze on his face.
"THEY TURNED HOCKEY GAY?! SERIOUSLY?! FUCK YOU, HUNTER!"
The voice cut through the air like a blade. Scott swallowed hard, his eyes finding a compact group on the other side of the metal barricades. Not happy at all. Men, mostly, their expressions twisted with hate, being held back by the police officers doing security.
"HOPE YOU DIE, YOU FAGGOT!"
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24 Mar 2026
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Scott opens his hands, plaintive and apologetic. “I don’t know. When I won that, you and I were…apart. Everything about that win felt so meaningless, because I didn’t have the one thing that really mattered to me. I dunno, I guess I never really let myself celebrate the win.”
Scott gets the medal ceremony he deserved all along.
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11 Mar 2026
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After a thorough evaluation of Mr. Hunter’s medical records as well as a physical examination by independent MLH medical staff, it is the duty of this investigation committee to confirm Mr. Hunter’s disclosure: that he is now and has always been a primary gender male and a secondary gender Omega.
Scott Hunter has lived his life the only way he knows how, but all things must change.
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27 Feb 2026