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New year (New me) by ICanStumbleOnStraightPavement
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Dec 2025
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Having successfully blackmailed their resurrected dark lord into becoming their dad (and then collecting all sorts of family members), Harry, Ron and Hermione have happily absconded to the other side of the oceanfor the school year. But what does that leave the ones in Magical Britain with?
(Chaos, as it turns out.)This story is part of a series. If you haven’t yet done so, check out the prequel to this: Congrats, it’s triplets (Now grab them and run)! We really veered off canon with that one. This won’t really make sense without it.
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- Part 2 of Golden Trio Dadoption
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Extras, or whatever I did while not writing the main fic by ICanStumbleOnStraightPavement
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jul 2025
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Company fic for the ’Golden Trio Dadoption’ series (yes that’s how it’s named on my laptop)
***INCLUDED:
Chapter summaries (always until the one before the last chapter)
Timeline
Songlist
Wand details
Floorplans of house and bedrooms
Character list with a bit of info for both canon characters and OCs
Worldbuilding
Alternate and/or cut scenes
***SUMMARIES AND TIMELINE UPDATED EVERY TIME BEFORE I POST A NEW CHAPTER (I gave up on the song list, sorry)
Please note that you won't get any update notifications because I'm going to edit the existing chapters - except when I post an alternate/cut scene.Series
- Part 3 of Golden Trio Dadoption
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Congrats, it’s triplets (Now grab them and run) by ICanStumbleOnStraightPavement
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 May 2025
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It’s the first day after Winter break with snow quietly falling outside the large, gothic windows, though you can hardly get anyone to go out into the cold, especially this early in the morning. For the past week, Harry had been trying to scrape together all his supposed bravery that let him get into Gryffindor, and the current peaceful atmosphere of the mid-breakfast Great Hall really isn’t helping his nerves right now.
“Hey, Hermione?” he casually asks over the buttered toast on his plate he hadn’t touched since Ron put it there. His hands are cold and wet and shaking and he hates it. “Do you think I have any living relatives outside the Dursleys?”
***Or: what if the Golden Trio decided that fuck it, they are getting Harry out of the Dursleys? Which of course means that they need a way to do that, which results in an impromptu break-in into the Restricted Section, some questionable decisions, and… Accidental Parent Acquisition.
Because I’m a sucker for Parent Tom Riddle, apparently.
***HP doesn’t belong to me and I don’t own any of the canon characters or accidental quotes from the book.
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- Part 1 of Golden Trio Dadoption
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Golden Trio Dadoption by ICanStumbleOnStraightPavement
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Dec 2025
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Hi! This series is about the Goldern trio accidentally resurrecting Voldemort during First Year, forcing him to be their dead, ditching school and going on to live their best life.
Parts included:
1) Congrats, it’s triplets (now grab them and run): 1992 winter – 1992 September 1 - the trio resurrect the dark lord and makes him adopt them, and then play dead – COMPLETE
2) New Year (New me): 1992-1993 school year, Second Year - WIP
3) I mean, what could go wong? (And other famous last words): 1993-1994 school year, Third Year - UNDER PLANNING
4) How time flies (In good company): 1994-1995 school year, Fourth Year - UNDER PLANNING
5) Things could be worse (MAybe next year will be better): 1995-1996 school year, Fifth Year - UNDER PLANNING
6) We're back (And we'll make it your problem): 1996-1997 schoolyear + epilogue, basically alternate Triwizard Cup thingy in the kids’ Sixth Year. - UNDER PLANNING
+7) Extras - chapter summaries and timeline updated whenever a new chapter comes out- Words:
- 367,521
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Centuries ago, marriage contracts were the norm — ready-made alliances between families, expected and complied with, without complaint. But norms have a way of changing, and when a long-dormant contract flares to life, Harry has to navigate an unexpected splintering of the path he'd thought would be easy after the war... with Draco Malfoy.
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26 Nov 2025
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The Voice In Your Head Is Your Conscience by Itslivybear
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 Oct 2022
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...unless you're Midoriya Izuku. Then it's calling for the violent destruction of everyone who wronged him in some way, which is usually everyone. Living with it is hard, but he thinks he manages to cope pretty well!
And nothing about it will ever go wrong ever!
(But we're still following canon just with the addition of a violent voice in his head, so, well, yeah, things will go wrong pretty fast)
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- Part 19 of Livy's Misc Oneshots
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,633
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 12
- Comments:
- 156
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17 Nov 2025
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Nedzu isn't fond of many humans, but he was rather fond of strategy games, one of which led him to meet a rather curious and interesting human with the username of "Greenbean." He found himself looking forward to their games, until one day, he got a shocking realization that Green was not only a child, but a bullied one, and suddenly he had someone to protect.
And if he taught the child how to take over the world in the process, well, he was Nedzu, after all.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 66,218
- Chapters:
- 23/23
- Collections:
- 131
- Comments:
- 2,910
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17 Nov 2025
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i got it from my dealer by rictus_flame (Anna_Hopkins)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
12 Aug 2025
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"Hey, kid. C'mere for a second."
"...Why?"
"I'm selling," the man looked around, and lowered his voice, "quirks. You want some?"
Izuku would like to say he stepped back and ran away. Or that he pressed the emergency alert button on his phone. Or that he at least hesitated more than five seconds before making a decision.
"Quirks, plural, you said?" he blurted out, already stepping off the street and into the shadows.
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- Part 6 of October, 2023
- Part 2 of Lunar New Year 2024 Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,909
- Chapters:
- 11/?
- Collections:
- 7
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- 585
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- 2,496
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- 811
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11 Nov 2025
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Arcane Demands by rictus_flame (Anna_Hopkins)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
07 Nov 2025
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Izuku had done all the research he could - read every published study on the subject, and when that was done, combed the population statistics himself.
A truly quirkless person just didn't exist in his generation. Not in Japan, anyway.
Which left the possibility of a quirk with esoteric activation requirements - and only one quirk counselor who specialized in them.
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- Part 4 of October, 2023
- Part 9 of October, 2024
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,976
- Chapters:
- 9/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
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10 Nov 2025