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Continuity Snarl by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
Fandoms: Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series), Critical Role: Campaign 2 - The Mighty Nein (Web Series)
10 May 2026
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A month after his crimes were revealed to the Might Nein, Essek is not doing great, and as a result, he ends up summoning himself a super normal one or several.
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V9-38 has just begun his latest infiltration mission on behalf of the Institute. Step one: kill Art Lewkowski, the man he's meant to be replacing.
He's about to fail step one. He's not the first to do so.
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- Part 3 of Never Changes
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In which I belatedly write some fics about my favorite Minuteman.
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- Part 4 of Never Changes
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After Kellogg's death, Rahasia finds that her problems have multiplied.
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- Part 1 of Never Changes
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In which Deacon gets up early and does some gardening before getting a jump on his paperwork for HQ.
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- Part 2 of Never Changes
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Principality of Gays by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Apr 2021
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Some stories on the theme of "Aziraphale runs a safe haven for gays out of his bookshop", sharing the same OCs and some events.
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The Daemons of UNCLE by Malteaser
Fandom His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman, The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
07 Apr 2013
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A monster of a series, written largely to indulge my love of history, daemons, and the entire concept of UNCLE. Works will go up I finish their chapters, which is going to make reading difficult. I'll try not to put the horse before the cart too often. You can check the guide in the notes for more information if you want to attempt to read this in chronological order.
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Essek and Caleb provide one another details about the looming apocalypse, Bell's Hells' tomfoolery, Jester's engagement party, and scientific inquiry.
Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
25 Jun 2026
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When Essek leans forward across the library table and whispers, “I am interested in sex,” Caleb’s whole world flips upside down.
Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
24 Jun 2026
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Caleb should go back inside.
Caleb should stand up, go back inside, and forget that he saw anything curled up in the filthy alleyway behind his building. Stay out of trouble. Things die all the time.
When he lays two fingers at the vampire’s neck, its skin is chill as the wet cobblestones. He can just feel the tiny rise and fall of its ribcage.
Damnit.
(It's a Shadowgast modern-with-magic vampire!AU)
Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
19 Jun 2026
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Frumpkin's foolish human thought he could get rid of him that easily? Clearly he's never met a cat before.
Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
17 Jun 2026
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“Would you be able to give me any advice on,” Dorian tried, failed, and restarted, “well, the thing is—"
“Polymorph?” Essek suggested, with just the barest upward curl of his lip. “To keep you largely the same, yes, but with certain anatomical changes, for the sake of—"
“Gods, yes, yes, what in all—did Orym tell you?"
“He didn’t need to.”
Essek gives Dorian Polymorph lessons, and both of them have an educational time. Then, Caleb and Orym help test the results.
Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
17 Jun 2026