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Brewed to Overflowing by MrsNoggin for SkyAsimaru
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
19 Dec 2025
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Thorin holds his empty vessel out imperiously. “I suppose I could try it.”
“It might be a little sharp or bitter across the tongue, though I suppose that’s something you’re quite accustomed to.”
Thorin’s lips twist to the side, and if Bilbo isn’t careful he could mistake it for a taste of a smile.
AKA Five Times Thorin drinks Bilbo's tea, and one time he doesn't quite get round to drinking it.
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Something definitely happened in that backstage dressing room, but that's between them and the dressing table mirror.
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He snaps. “Ed’s long gone now.”
Stede has always been good at pushing his luck. Especially with this man. “I don’t know, I think I see him, lurking around under all that dirt.”
Because they can't get away, start over, reset.
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Good Old Fashioned Coffee Boy by MrsNoggin
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Nov 2021
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For the Good Aumens Zine. Featuring art by Ish7ar.
Crowley and his coffee van are used to a less than friendly welcome. He doesn’t expect his new pitch to be any different, but the owner of the bookshop he parks outside, with his soft cardigans and softer smiles, may just surprise him.
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Milk & Honey by MrsNoggin for Mackaley
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Jul 2021
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“Can I try some?” He blurts the request before he can squash it back down, where it belongs, somewhere under his lungs, between his stomach and that place that burns when he looks at her lips a little too long.
In which Aziraphale is Nanny, and Crowley appreciates that. A lot.
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Petrichor & Parchment by MrsNoggin
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Dec 2019
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Crowley has a Thing for... by MrsNoggin
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Jul 2019
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A series of parent!lock one-shots. John and Sherlock have all sorts of shenanigans with their two children, Erin and James.
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What Remains of Dr. Ryland Grace by aligningplanets for ramsay_baggins
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
29 Apr 2026
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The capsule touches down on Erid about a decade and a half after I do.
There's a message inside translated into fourteen different languages. Y'know, just in case I've taught myself - and then the Eridians - Afrikaans.
Hey, it reads. Can we have our ball back, please?
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Bookmarked by MrsNoggin
04 Aug 2026
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The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known by SerotoninShift
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Jun 2026
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After the Taumoeba leak, after I decided to die after all and turned my ship around to save Rocky, after Rocky's frantic calculations about food supplies, Taumoeba multiplication rates, and human caloric intake needs, after we realized that with some rationing and luck I would make it, but that we were headed toward the unknown territory of trying to rapid-prototype me a life support system and synthetic food supply on an inhospitable planet: after all of that, after everything, I shouldn't have been surprised that it only took a few months on board the Hail Mary for things to get weird.
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Bookmarked by MrsNoggin
25 Jul 2026
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Earth's #1 Xenobiologist (Rocky wears the strap) by beakus-freakus (Trixree)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jul 2026
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If this record is a confession, let it be a complete one: the human-thinking-machine Rocky was gifted has everything on it. With the aid of the device Rocky had made back aboard the Mary that translates light on Grace’s human-visual displays to texture on Rocky’s Eridian-sonar display, accessing all of humanity’s combined wisdom is as easy as making a database query.
Rocky consumes approximately 1,600 Earth-hours of human pornography before the ship’s engines cease to function, leaving it dead and stranded in space. Again.
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They were meant to talk and all but Simon is shirtless and wearing his harness and Grace is all clean and pretty and really, what is there to even talk about.
They will have time for conversation later. First the urgent matters.
Bookmarked by MrsNoggin
09 Jul 2026
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Ava steps into the room as the COI officers spin him back around. In her hands are two things: a cuff and a muzzle.
“No,” Simon whispers again. There is nowhere to go and yet he still sways backwards.
“Yes, Convict.”
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or the one where Simon is contracted to protect Ryland and Rocky on an important mission
Bookmarked by MrsNoggin
05 Jul 2026