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    Harry Potter is almost 15 years old, and just fought a horde of dementors on Privet Drive. The very next evening he is moved to Number 12, Grimmauld Place. After Harry shows kindness and consideration for the resident house elf, Kreacher, the elf intervenes and suddenly Harry is the new Lord Black–magically, if not legally.
    Harry must contend with learning how to engage with pureblood culture while balancing his developing ethics and values, as well as navigating the newly reignited civil war against Lord Voldemort and his contingent. Along the way he makes new friends and loses old ones, and learns both about himself and about the one man that has ever truly protected him, whether Harry knew it or not: Severus Snape.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    At four years old, Harry Potter learned that humans hurt, but snakes just hide. So he stopped being human.

    Now he's eleven—technically. In reality, he’s a python with PTSD, a Parseltongue-only vocabulary, and a neurological inability to remember how legs work. When Hagrid kicks down the door, he finds not a boy, but a traumatized reptile who hasn’t walked, spoken English, or been warm in seven years.

    Enter Severus Snape, who did not sign up to be the foster guardian of a dissociated snake, and yet here he is: setting warming charms, prying Harry out of ventilation shafts with Wingardium Leviosa, and discovering that his new ward communicates exclusively in hisses that sound suspiciously like insults.

    Year One: Harry learns to walk again, befriends a Draco Malfoy who smells like "food" (and friendship), refuses to play Seeker, and saves the day via strategic biting.

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    15 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 77

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    It was inevitable, really, that such a thing would fall into Harry's focus eventually.

    To be an animagus was in his blood, after all.


    "It's not happening," Remus tells him, his voice forceful even in his exhaustion.

    When the obvious, reassuring agreement he'd expected doesn't come however, his hackles rise.

    "Sirius," he says again, low and direct. "It's not happening."

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    15 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    Currently being rewritten! This version of the fic will not be continued! The rewrite is titled; The Moon Decides (Who's In Control)!

     

    The 2nd wizarding world war was won, though not without a lot of loss, Harry was exhausted, finally having the time to realize that Dumbledore didn't care, he had been used left and right, and Dumbledore was at majority fault, he ended up in the forbidden forest, he didn't know when or how he got there, only that now he was in a small clearing surrounded by trees, the sky dark, he ended up falling asleep.. and he when he awoke again he was back in his cupboard? it was the day of the zoo outing.. so it wasn't a dream.. but how did he end up back in time? who cares, all he knew is that he was going to change things.

    This is also posted on Wattpad

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    15 Jun 2026

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    When Harry unknowingly becomes the Master of Death, a bargain is struck.
    Sirius Black — remade as the Grim — may ascend beside him… if he surrenders everything he once was.
    Their souls bind together, woven by ancient magic older than the Hallows themselves.

    Two boys forged by death.
    Two souls tethered by fate and fury.
    A House rising from its grave.
    A war rewritten from its roots.

    In this fix-it time-travel redo, Sirius returns at Harry’s age, the House of Black awakens to protect their Chosen, and Death watches — fondly exasperated — as her Champion and her Grim reshape the wizarding world from the ground up.

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    15 Jun 2026