NoirRosaleen
Fandoms
- Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (22)
- Torchwood (4)
- Bones (TV) (4)
- Doctor Who (2005) (3)
- Murderbot (TV) (2)
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SecUnit doesn't have a cubicle to do this, so Gurathin has to help. He's feeling a certain way about it.
Written for the New Tidelands Murderathin Wanksgiving challenge.
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- Part 4 of Patches of Moss
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It's only fair for Gurathin to share what he's getting out of it. Right?
(Written for the Murderathin Wanksgiving 2025 challenge on the New Tidelands server.)
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- Part 3 of Patches of Moss
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It doesn't actually take 50K words and two fights first.
Written for the New Tidelands Murderathin Wanksgiving 2025 challenge.
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- Part 1 of Patches of Moss
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Mycroft had not expected THIS.
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- Part 3 of Victorianisms On Tins
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Shock and awe doesn't exactly come naturally to Molly.
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- Part 2 of Victorianisms On Tins
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Patches of Moss by NoirRosaleen
Fandom: Murderbot (TV), The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
28 Nov 2025
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Gifts for other ficcers, whose works I adore. These are all set a 'verse or three over from an existing work.
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Numbers Meme! by NoirRosaleen
Fandom: Bones (TV), Doctor Who (2005), Firefly, Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes (Downey films), Torchwood
22 Sep 2012
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These are all from a request challenge I did involving putting together a list of 15 characters and having people prompt questions like, "If 2 and 13 ran into each other at a club, how would that meeting go?" Cross-fandom and hilarity ensued.
...also, I may be amenable to more such prompts, if anybody throws some my way. Pretty sure I still have that list lying around here somewhere, and ficlets are WAY easier to write than full-on fics with a baby commando-crawling around the house!
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autonomic concatenation by thetimesinbetween
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
01 Jun 2025
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I am 22 meters away from your medical suite, I told ART. I'll be fine. I closed our feed connection.
ART immediately reopened the connection. 22.668, it corrected me haughtily. Since you hacked my crew intake system to force the medical forms to list your emergency sexual partner as “null,” you still need to make a plan.
I sighed. I’ve had a lot of practice, so it was a really good sigh. You didn’t stop me, I pointed out.
Yes. I am regretting that now, it replied, dry.
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18 Dec 2025
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noun: perihelion
- the point at which an orbiting body is closest to the sun.
A ship designed to cherish and protect. A SecUnit built to throw its life away. In retrospect, it was inevitable: ART and its SecUnit experimented with a new form of intimacy, and took the experiment too far.
Now, Murderbot is adrift without its body in the ocean of ART's mind. ART, frantic, tears through its own mind, searching. A small piece of it stays behind to keep its SecUnit's brain from falling apart in its hands, but it may already be too late.
You would never crush me, ART. You would never hurt me. Still, I am drowning in you.
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06 Dec 2025
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It seems like there should be a very neat line, at least for humans, between dead and not dead, but I’ve seen enough messy half-alive humans to know that there is no such clear distinction. I’ve seen bodies that were still breathing despite missing part of their heads, bodies that weren’t breathing despite their owners being fully conscious. I wouldn’t call either option alive. I wouldn’t call either option dead, either.
For a machine intelligence, the border is even blurrier. It's hard to say which side of it I will stand on when they're through with me.
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20 Nov 2025
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A study of the metric 'performance reliability' as used in canon.
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- Part 4 of TMBD Metas and Headcanons
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13 Nov 2025
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Communications Malfunction by all-systems-dead (kaos_academic)
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Murderbot (TV)
21 Sep 2025
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Murderbot malfunctions and needs repairs. Gurathin is the only one who knows how to fix it.
Sequel to Privacy Breach.
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- Part 2 of Discrete Phenomena
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02 Nov 2025