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“It’s probably not the best idea for us to do this,” Oscar says, looking away. “We’re living together, and the contract—”
“Fuck the contract,” Lando interrupts, exasperated. “We can add a clause to it or something, I dunno. It can be like those stupid rom-coms where they agree not to fall in love with each other.”
Or: Oscar Piastri is a lonely, closeted F1 driver who's one mistaken hook-up away from certain ruin. Lando is a down-on-his-luck photographer who's three days away from eviction. When Lando tries to mug Oscar in a desperate attempt to keep his housing, Oscar proposes a mutually beneficial arrangement: Lando lives with Oscar as his companion for one year. After that, they're free to go their separate ways. A rock-solid NDA and no hard feelings. What could go wrong?
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05 Jul 2026
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if you show me that pnina tornai ballgown one more time i will gouge your eyes out with my pen...jkjk....unless.....? by Anonymous
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
18 Nov 2024
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Yes, Seb had asked him to come work as a consultant at Kleinfelds a few years after he had retired and yes he had agreed to it. But admittedly he had not known that Seb had also asked Lewis to come work at Kleinfelds. Actually he hadn’t known for the first whole year of his job here. Because Sebastian Vettel was fucking insane and had them scheduled at opposite times so that they never crossed paths, until they did, and that was a day Nico would like to scrub from his memory.
But by that point he had gotten used to working alongside Seb and Jenson again, and having real friends and a purpose outside of eating food when he remembered to and sending a million emails a day. He wasn't going to give that up just because his best friend turned rival happened to work at the same place he did as a part of their mutual friend’s' drawn out scheme to get them to be friends again. That was insane. And he was a stubborn bitch.
A stubborn bitch with stupid purple velvet shoes that didn’t match his outfit.
say yes to the dress au. seb is randy and LH & NR are rival consultants trying to out do eachother. everyone hates that one pnina tornai gown. 8 times nico and lewis hated eachother + 3 times they didnt
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05 Jul 2026
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On the life of his whole career, Lando would swear he doesn’t mean for it to become a routine, the café.
Only, on Monday, Lewis stops technique to compliment Max’s extensions during centre adage – Max’s – and then directs his stupid, stuck-up, closed-lipped grin at Lando when he fucks up the timing of the same combination during his group’s rotation at it. And Lando can’t sit around the lobby avoiding everybody’s eyes after, feels like he’ll suffocate if he does, so he wraps his scarf around his neck another time and trudges the same four doors down, shoulders through the same door.
“Morning!” Oscar calls from behind the counter.
(Alternatively: Lando is a ballet dancer in timeout. Oscar works in a coffee shop. This is a Hallmark Christmas movie.)
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10 Jun 2026
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semi-charmed kinda life by strangedelight
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
17 May 2025
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Gideon asked questions. Harrow surprised her with answers. They reached an agreement; they decided to be smart, to be patient. Gideon made a promise, Harrow gave her one in return. Wait and see.
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the year is 1994, and Gideon and Harrow leave their small town for life in the city.OR
team 69 roommates au only this time it's the 90s- Language:
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16 Apr 2026
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Oscar returns from Australia tanned, jacked, and dumb enough to let his friends choose his costume for George’s birthday party.
Lando is a musical theater enthusiast with a lifelong hyperfixation with Rocky Horror.Or: where Lando realizes George’s “painfully straight” rugby friend is hotter than he remembered and Oscar discovers he might have a thing for pretty boys in fishnets.
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15 Mar 2026