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An Analysis of Water-Based Assumptions and Recalibration of Expectations for Evolutionary Models (Abridged) by PrincessGrouchy
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
19 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace has come to make an announcement.
Now animated!
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When he's nine, Uchiha Funiku remembers.
Remembers being Her.
Bookmarked by PrincessGrouchy
01 Sep 2026
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The Fourth Call of the Carrion Crow by Drindrak
Words: 9,531 | Work ID: 46433827 | Published: 2023-04-12 | Bookmarks: 12 | Last Chapter: Chapter 01Work Summary:
When he's nine, Uchiha Funiku remembers.
Remembers being Her.
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Uzumaki Naruto & Original Character(s), Uchiha Sasuke & Original Character(s)
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Original Uchiha Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Sarutobi Hiruzen, Nara Shikaku, Yamanaka Inoichi
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Mental Health Issues, Mental Instability, Hearing Voices, Blood and Gore, Murder, Minor Character Death, Original Character Death(s), POV Original Character, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Pre-Canon, Original Character-centric, Original Character Has the Sharingan, Body Horror, Graphic Description of Corpses, Torture, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Animal Death, Animal Abuse, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, One Shot
(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/08/31
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ghost in a land of skeletons (or sakura sees ghosts and things get weird) by Drindrak
Fandom Naruto
16 Apr 2021
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Sakura walks the line between the living and the dead - has walked it her entire life.
The dead try to tell their tales but the living are ignorant.
Sakura refuses to stay ignorant.Or:
Sakura can see ghosts and spirits and yokai, and shit gets weird.
Starring:
Haruno "my kekkai genkai can kick your ass, your mom's ass, even my own ass" Sakura,
Uzumaki "oh, you're not here to make friends? guess again bitch" Naruto, and
Uchiha "we ride together or we die together but dammit if Naruto and Sakura die before I do I'm nuking Konoha" Sasuke
Now Featuring:
Hatake "the gods have forsaken me so I will moonwalk into hell with middle fingers raised" Kakashi
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- 7,103
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- 7
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01 Sep 2026
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ghost in a land of skeletons (or sakura sees ghosts and things get weird) by Drindrak
Words: 7,103 | Series ID: 1393921 | Updated: 2021-04-16 | Bookmarks: 976Series Summary:
Sakura walks the line between the living and the dead - has walked it her entire life.
The dead try to tell their tales but the living are ignorant.
Sakura refuses to stay ignorant.Or:
Sakura can see ghosts and spirits and yokai, and shit gets weird.
Starring:
Haruno "my kekkai genkai can kick your ass, your mom's ass, even my own ass" Sakura,
Uzumaki "oh, you're not here to make friends? guess again bitch" Naruto, and
Uchiha "we ride together or we die together but dammit if Naruto and Sakura die before I do I'm nuking Konoha" Sasuke
Now Featuring:
Hatake "the gods have forsaken me so I will moonwalk into hell with middle fingers raised" Kakashi
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(also known as: the author has no fucking clue what they're doing, but they're trying their best)
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Work 01. a spectral game of hide-and-seek
Ino knows there's something off about the pink-haired girl in her Academy class.
Ino is all of eight years old and she knows for a fact that there is something off about Haruno Sakura.
Work 02. spirits in the attic
It takes Sakura a long time to distinguish between the living and the dead.
It takes something screaming in her attic for her to realize just how dangerous her abilities are.
Work 03. the table wobbles, its legs are too short
It begins, as all things do, with a seemingly innocuous thing: The sitting room table wobbles a bit.
It ends with, as a lot of things do, a ton of pride and a smidgen of jealousy: There's a jutsu show and tell in the Academy.Work 04. you're ten and tiny - but a bet's a bet
If there's one thing Tobirama absolutely despises aside from the Uchiha of old, it's gambling.
Which explains his rising anger right now.
Let's digress.Sakura is ten. And bored.
An absolutely horrible combination.Work 05. in which sasuke makes two whole friends
Sasuke: is it too late to return these two gremlins
Sasuke's feelings: yeah, no, you're attached now
Sasuke: damnWork 06. kakashi is already done with this team (it's only been fifteen minutes)
“What do you mean three of your students are missing.” Sarutobi says, resignation already present in his gaze. He knows already exactly who the three are.
aka:
The Weekly Sleepover (TM), Forest of Death Shenanigans, and Kakashi realizing he may need to up his caffeine intake.
Work 07. refunds are not allowed
Kakashi would like a refund please. What do you mean he's stuck with three absolute menaces?
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Kakashi suffers. Team 7 take missions and somehow manage to mess everything up at the same time. Perhaps it's time for a C-Rank.
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Within the Whirling Tides by Bright Eyes (LovelyTaffyJaeger), LovelyTaffyJaeger
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
02 Aug 2025
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Uzumaki Naruto is five years old when he has to fight for his life for the first time.
In this world, the title Hokage inspires discontent rather than awe, and cruelty brands itself differently on Naruto's psyche.
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25 Aug 2026
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Within the Whirling Tides by Bright Eyes (LovelyTaffyJaeger), LovelyTaffyJaeger
Words: 10,279 | Work ID: 64896541 | Updated: 2025-08-02 | Bookmarks: 140 | Last Chapter: Chapter 03Work Summary:
Uzumaki Naruto is five years old when he has to fight for his life for the first time.
In this world, the title Hokage inspires discontent rather than awe, and cruelty brands itself differently on Naruto's psyche.
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Uchiha Sasuke & Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto
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Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Teuchi (Naruto), Original Anbu Character(s) (Naruto), Konoha 12 Ensemble (Naruto), Other Character Tags to Be Added, Nara Shikamaru, Hatake Kakashi, Sarutobi Hiruzen, Shimura Danzou, Jiraiya (Naruto)
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One-Sided Haruno Sakura/Uchiha Sasuke, Child Neglect, Child Abuse, Animal Death, Starvation, Emotional/Psychological Abuse, Physical Abuse, Trust Issues, Smart Uzumaki Naruto, Parental Kyuubi | Nine-tails | Kurama, Kyuubi | Nine-tails | Kurama & Uzumaki Naruto Friendship, Uchiha Sasuke & Uzumaki Naruto Friendship, Uzumaki Naruto-centric, Uzumaki Clan Lore (Naruto), Uzumaki Naruto is Not Okay, Heavy Angst, Feral Behavior, Attempted Murder, Touch-Starved Uzumaki Naruto, Implied/Referenced Underage Prostitution, Eventual Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto, Nara Shikamaru & Uzumaki Naruto Friendship, Nara Shikamaru & Uchiha Sasuke Friendship, Dai-nana-han | Team 7 Dynamics (Naruto), Gai-han | Team Guy (Naruto), Uchiha Sasuke is Down Bad, Uzumaki Naruto Does Not Wear Orange, Long-haired Uzumaki Naruto, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Uzumaki Naruto Has a Bad Childhood, Uzumaki Naruto has Malusdomesticaphobia (fear of Apples), Shimura Danzou is His Own Warning
(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/08/24
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It didn’t take him that long to figure out he was different. He didn’t know why he was different. He just was.
Naruto has been different from the kids at the orphanage, on the playground, at the academy, and on his genin team, for as long as he could remember. It’s the sounds he makes, the way he moves, the way he looks, and talks, and acts, and the list just keeps growing and growing until he couldn’t remember the beginning of the list. He thinks there’s something wrong with him and there’s no one around to tell him otherwise.
Bookmarked by PrincessGrouchy
24 Aug 2026
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No Animals Allowed by DeckOfAceSuit
Words: 16,855 | Work ID: 74625526 | Published: 2025-11-23 | Bookmarks: 133 | Last Chapter: Chapter 01Work Summary:
It didn’t take him that long to figure out he was different. He didn’t know why he was different. He just was.
Naruto has been different from the kids at the orphanage, on the playground, at the academy, and on his genin team, for as long as he could remember. It’s the sounds he makes, the way he moves, the way he looks, and talks, and acts, and the list just keeps growing and growing until he couldn’t remember the beginning of the list. He thinks there’s something wrong with him and there’s no one around to tell him otherwise.
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Sarutobi Hiruzen & Uzumaki Naruto, Hatake Kakashi & Uzumaki Naruto, Umino Iruka & Uzumaki Naruto, Nara Shikamaru & Uzumaki Naruto, Akimichi Chouji & Uzumaki Naruto, Inuzuka Kiba & Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke & Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura & Uzumaki Naruto, Jiraiya & Uzumaki Naruto, Hatake Kakashi/Umino Iruka
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Uzumaki Naruto, Sarutobi Hiruzen, Hatake Kakashi, Umino Iruka, Nara Shikamaru, Akimichi Chouji, Inuzuka Kiba, Akamaru (Naruto), Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura, Yamanaka Ino, Sarutobi Asuma, Jiraiya (Naruto), Sai (Naruto)
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Uzumaki Naruto-centric, Kid Uzumaki Naruto, Adult Uzumaki Naruto, Jinchuuriki (Naruto), Feral Uzumaki Naruto, only a bit, he acts like a fox, Fox Uzumaki Naruto, I need more fox-like Naruto, I hc Naruto as only being allowed to know his first name, For the angst, Uzumaki Naruto Wears Makeup, but not really in a gender way, more of a self-conscious way, alright a little bit in a gender way, Uzumaki Naruto Needs a Hug, Uzumaki Naruto Gets a Hug, Touch-Starved Uzumaki Naruto, Uzumaki Naruto Has Heightened Senses, Sensor Uzumaki Naruto, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Whump, Dehumanization, Internalized Dehumanization, bestie thinks hes an animal for half of this fic, then he upgrades to demon, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Child Neglect, Starvation, Food Issues, Feral Behavior, Identity Issues, Body Dysphoria, in an 'i wish i wasnt a demon :(' sort of way, One Shot, Mentioned Kyuubi | Nine-tails | Kurama, Minor Hatake Kakashi/Umino Iruka, You can ignore That if you want, but you might have trouble thinking of a different reason why theyre sharing a bed, Pre Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto - Freeform, Sarutobi Hiruzen Bashing, because he deserves it, I showed my mom Naruto and shes hated him since season 3, thats how you know hes an asshole, no beta we die like my sleep schedule
(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/08/23
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Basically just my headcannons for the Jinchūriki made into a fanfic
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The Bijū tend to leave lasting marks on their vessels. It’s up to the vessels though, if they like those marks or not.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,391
- Chapters:
- 2/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 10
- Kudos:
- 130
- Bookmarks:
- 30
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- 1,802
Bookmarked by PrincessGrouchy
23 Aug 2026
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changing is hard by Anonymous
Words: 4,391 | Work ID: 40361382 | Updated: 2022-07-17 | Bookmarks: 29 | Last Chapter: Chapter 02Work Summary:
Basically just my headcannons for the Jinchūriki made into a fanfic
Or:
The Bijū tend to leave lasting marks on their vessels. It’s up to the vessels though, if they like those marks or not.
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Utakata (Naruto), Karatachi Yagura, Killer Bee, Uzumaki Naruto, Fuu of Takigakure, Roushi (Naruto), Han (Naruto), Gaara (Naruto), Nii Yugito, Rokubi | Six-tails | Saiken, Ichibi | One-tail | Shukaku, Kyuubi | Nine-tails | Kurama, Nanabi | Seven-tails | Choumei, Yonbi | Four-tails | Son Gokuu, Nibi | Two-tails | Matatabi, Hachibi | Eight-tails | Gyuuki, Gobi | Five-tails | Kokuou, Sanbi | Three-tails | Isobu, Other Naruto Character(s)
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Literally just head cannons put into fanfic, Self Confidence Issues, Self-Esteem Issues, Body Modification, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Body Dysphoria
(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/08/23