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    Welcome to force freaks, the twice monthly podcast with poplitealqueen, Punsbulletsandpointythings, LaceFedora, and Dr.FumblesMcStupid

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    They don't.

    Until they can't help it.

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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    Kravitz could tell that the lich who was here had been incredibly powerful. When he sliced open the umbrella spell focus she had left behind, he had not been expecting to find much. He certainly hadn't expected for the lich to emerge, a tattered and broken soul, torn further asunder by his scythe ripping through her. In this state, he figured the best he could do for her was put her out of her misery.

    But it seemed that fate had different plans.
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    Lup couldn't remember much from before she was released from that strange umbrella shaped prison. Or scratch that, she couldn't remember anything from before then. The only reason she even knew her name was because Kravitz had it in his big old book of death crimes. Which she was in, because apparently, she had been a death criminal. One of the worsts, if her bounty was anything to go off of. Not really a fun thing to learn about yourself.

    That didn't matter though, because she was going to make up for it. She'd prove that she deserved this second chance, that whoever she had been before didn't define her. She was a new person, and she was going to make the most of it.

    No matter what the cost.

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    31 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 67

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    Taako didn't know what the fuck to think when he woke up to find a crib just sitting in his caravan one morning. He sure as fuck didn't know what to think of the little half-elf kid sleeping inside of it. The note that was left didn't do much to answer his questions, instead just assuring him that this wasn't a permanent thing. Claiming that he'd only have to watch the kid for a few months. There was no name for who had left it, but apparently the kid was called Angus.

    The letter ended up holding true, and Taako found himself thrust into a particularly strange part of his life. Every year or so Angus would show up, staying from anywhere from weeks to months at a time. Taako never heard who left him or who came to pick him up, and he should probably be more weirded out by that than he was.

    Angus was a good kid though, so Taako wasn't going to complain that much.

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    30 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Ted had thought everything was just fine, until Billie brings home a concerning letter from her teacher requesting a conference with him.

    It's been a long time since Ted thought about high school.

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    29 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    His sister’s baby, with 10 perfect little fingers and toes and slightly droopy, pointed ears, somehow continued to sleep despite the two of them bickering back and forth over him. His sister’s son, his fucking nephew, who the fuck oked that? But fuck he was a cute baby, as babies went anyway, all squishy cheeks and tiny features. Of course he was cute, he was Lup’s kid, nothing she did was short of perfection. Not even Barry could manage to mess that up.

    .:.

    Lup and Barry have a kid. Taako promises he'll never be alone. Lucretia makes everyone forget.
    Taako keeps his promise anyway.

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    27 May 2026

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    Scott doesn’t know what to make of Rozanov still. He’d appreciated him showing up at that bar in Vegas, had curiously watchedhim dance with men with all the air of someone who knew what he was doing, had shaken off the weirdness of watching Ilya Rozanov in a gay bar in Vegas pull another man in by the belt loops and ghost a breath over his ear. He thinks Rozanov went home alone that night. He’s not sure. He doesn’t know which answer would surprise him more.

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    the one where Scott finds out

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    08 May 2026