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Help! My Maker-Haunted Dick Is a Portal to the Fade by isatingle (SidneySussex), Varric Tinglas (RobotBoyfriend)
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age (Video Games)
31 Oct 2025
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When Tarquin acquires an oddly compelling stone strap from a mysterious back-alley sex shop, neither he nor Ashur knows just what they’re getting themselves into.
But things quickly get spooky the first time they use it, unleashing an array of unexpected desires. That’s when they learn that Tarquin’s new cock is more than some mundane member, but has a transcendental tether to the Fade… and more.
Will this discovery be the start of a tantalizing new era in their sex life… or will it spell disaster for them both?
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no fault of my own by RobotBoyfriend for fadesense (Corrbeau), hesketh, SidneySussex, minrathian
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
28 Aug 2025
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V-I-S-P-E-RV-E-S-P-E-E-R“Fuck.”
Tarquin swore under his breath and scrubbed a hand over his face. Three months since the Viper—since Ashur—revealed his identity to him, and yet Tarquin was only just now realizing he had never learned how to spell his last name.
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Tarquin doesn't talk much. Sure he speaks, but not about himself. Not about his past.
Not since he lost an old friend.
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The Menace of Minrathous by RobotBoyfriend
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age (Video Games), dragon - Fandom
30 Jul 2025
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“I bet a guy like you has a pretty high body count.”
Ashur blinked, surprised. It wasn’t a complete deviation from the previous story but, from the things he’d learned about Tarquin, he hadn’t expected him to glorify killing numerically, per se.
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A series of Viperquin ficlets and drabbles. All silly. Goof vibes only. Microdosing fluff and crack. It's good for the soul.
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[Podfics] --holy the clocks in space-- (st:tng series) by RobotBoyfriend
Fandom Star Trek: The Next Generation
24 Sep 2023
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A soulmates fic.
Losing the words had hurt. The ritual burned hot enough to melt the words down into nothing but scar tissue. It was a piece of his future gone up in smoke. Fate interrupted but the legal system. His stupid dumbass match had killed somebody or joined the Venatori or become a monk or something and now Tarquin was probably never going to meet them.
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Slips Through Your Fingers by ashesandhoney
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
03 Aug 2025
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It was a normal enough conversation. Tarquin had brushed out the tangle of hair and washed his face, and looked far less like a dangerous street brawler and far more like a templar pencil pusher. Ashur studied him. Narrow and sharp. Long and lean and unassuming. This was the person the Maker’s plan brought him: a former soldier with a chip on his shoulder and a foul mouth.
Tarquin tapped his fingers on the desk, his attention held on Ashur’s face. Ashur was going to have to say it. He was going to have to point it out. People called your name every day. Tarquin had probably given up on the exchange ever actually being the right one a long time ago.
The words felt too big to say, and the moment slipped through his fingers.
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The Twist by hesketh for bitsy (Nosillart)
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
01 Apr 2025
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The first time Tarquin sees the Viper’s face is an accident.
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Deceit and Truth Revealed by greygerbil for Melime
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
03 Aug 2025
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After a hasty handover of a cursed item, Ashur and Tarquin have to think of a reason why the Divine would meet a lowly Templar from the Archives in the middle of the night. Since Ashur also wants to protect Tarquin, he comes up with a bold idea.
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Bookmarked by RobotBoyfriend
14 Aug 2025
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FAKE RELATIONSHIP FOR ALL OF MINRATHOUS TO SEE ‼️‼️‼️
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good ink, but can't hide the flourishes by hesketh for bendingwind
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
09 Jun 2025
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“Maker’s fucking tits, Ashur,” Tarquin sighs. He glances down at the open notebook with its complicated web of connections. “So this is, what? Your notes about who’s banging who?”
Ashur winces. “Who’s in a relationship with whom,” he corrects.