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    There are many trials for a hobbit attempting to make a life among dwarves. A hobbit wants a garden. A hobbit wants to eat regular meals. A hobbit wants friends, good books, and comfortable chairs. Bilbo does his best to carve out a little hobbit life for himself in the mountain. If only there were not one final obstacle. For a hobbit heart wants love, and among dwarves that is a sticky subject.

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    21 Mar 2026

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    “You’re telling me,” he swallowed, “that my body thinks I’m Peter’s dad?”
    “And it has prepared itself for parenthood in response, yes.”
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    After a simple brain scan, F.R.I.D.A.Y. reveals something that Tony already knew, but may not have been ready to accept. Luckily, Peter's always there to help him re-find his footing.

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    09 Jan 2026

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    The ring speaks to Bilbo. Bilbo, in turn, speaks to the ring.

    That isn't as serious as it could be.

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    “He is literally just a dwarf. Simply shove him off a cliff and be done with it."

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    16 Sep 2025

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    This is just me being salty and writing a bunch of AUs where certain characters survive and are awesome later on in the series (none of them are related). They all have some sort of relationship with Arthur. Here's What I got so far and an updated version of what is officially coming.

    - Balinor Lives: Returning the Favor
    - Gwen and Merlin’s Friendship Lives: Loyalty before Royalty
    - Will Lives: In Which Arthur Lets a Sorcerer Live and Regrets It
    - Freya Lives: The Prince Who Cried Witch
    - Lancelot Lives: Calling the Middle Man
    - Uther's Redemption Arc Lives: Fool Me Once
    - Hunith's Relevance in the Show Lives: Exceptionally Exceptional
    - Ygraine Lives: The Only Rules that Apply to Rulers
    - Alator Lives: The Salt of the Forsaken
    - Aithusa's Potential Lives: 10 Reasons Not to Fight a Dragon (a Guide by Arthur Pendragon)
    - Deagal Lives: The Servant's Apprentice
    - Mordred Being Good Lives: Guarding the Guardian
    - Gwaine and Merlin's Love Lives: Needless to Say
    - Elyan Lives: (Not Written Yet)
    (cont. in notes bc i ran out of txt space lol)

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    04 Jul 2025

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    Alternate timeline from Castle of Fyrien and a bit of a "fix it fic" because I was filled with all sorts of rage from the final two seasons of Merlin (especially the finale). Merlin and Arthur are captured by Morgause and interrogated - and the sisters find out just how much they don't know about the skinny serving boy that always foils their plans.

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    30 Jun 2025