SarcasticDemon



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    imagine Heated Rivalry but with a slapdash of magical realism, ghosts, and the slowly dawning realization of just how much Shane and Ilya have to gain, if only they could figure their shit out. featuring: the most supportive team in the world (the Bears), the seething underbelly of malice (Montreal), and three tiny babies (boston's rookies), who just want to meet their stepmom.

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    20 Apr 2026

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    What if Rozanov's secret girlfriend Jane had been in the Official OttaWAGs chat basically since the new captain first arrived? What if the Centaur plane's emergency landing in Florida had been a bit ... bumpier, with the majority of the team completely or partially incapacitated? What if Rozanov's secret girlfriend showed up at the hospital out of nothing even before the families and team staff did? Ah! What then?

    In other words: Lisa Hayes, M.D., who has – not least because of her profession and her nerdy persuasions – seen some strange shit go down, hasn't slept for 36 hours and is in for a wild ride.

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    12 Apr 2026

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    Lately, playing hockey wasn't even as much fun as it used to be. Games were always the highlight, but even that, it didn’t feel as good since his team had been falling apart.

    And all that because he came out as gay.

    He didn’t really fault them for taking some time to accept it, so Shane let them talk. If that helped them digest the news, so be it.
    He let them distance themselves from him, let them gossip around to other teams, let them make him the butt of jokes he didn’t understand.

    Shane didn’t mind, all things considered.

    Everything was fine.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    "His skates edge caught wrong, shifted his weight, and he fucking fell down. The world tilted just enough.
    That’s all it took.

    One bad second. One bad angle. The puck sliding away like it was never his to begin with.

    He swallows hard, throat tight.

    I lost them the Cup.

    The words belong to himself. They’re just there, sitting in his chest.

    Why—

    “What the fuck was that, Hollander?”"

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    The one where Shane trips at the last Montreal vs Ottawa game and his Team are not kind about it. And what happens when he runs into Ilyas Teammate. What happens when Ilya finds out.

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    06 Apr 2026