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Arthur sputtered. “I-I’m not sure that’s wise, I mean, no — I —”
Merlin interrupted. “That sounds like a good idea to me! No offense, but you guys are pretty useless against magical opponents.” He threw a smile at Lancelot that the Knight returned. “I mean, what’s the use having the most powerful sorcerer in the world on your payroll if you don’t use him?”
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5 times Merlin tells Arthur he's the most powerful sorcerer in the world, and 1 time Arthur believes him.
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Ariel rescues a prince from drowning, but what now?
"I gotta see him again, tonight! Scuttle knows where he lives! I think… I’ll swim up to his castle, then splash around a bit to get his attention. And then we’ll-”
And that's what she did - setting off a chain of events where a mermaid gets with a human, a witch or two worm their way into royal households, and magic makes everything more complicated.
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A Breach of Contract (A Breach of Trust) by Sarf
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Oct 2022
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It was bad enough that Zhongli's long-buried enemies would decimate Liyue for nothing. It was bad enough that the Tsaritsa had been planning to break their contract all along. It was bad enough that he hadn't seen it coming.
It was already bad enough.
However, what may have been even worse was that now, he had to confront Childe in the Golden House himself.
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When Ariel took the throne and began her introduction to the world outside her kingdom, she appeared human to those who met her. At least, at first.
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Message in a Beetle by ConalltheLibrarian
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Apr 2026
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It’s been nearly 27 years since Eva Stratt forced Ryland Grace to board the Hail Mary and sent him off to his death for the greater good of mankind. Meanwhile, Eva and the Project Hail Mary team have been fighting a losing battle against the cooling sun—and their own demons—trying to make sure there were still people to be saved by the time the crew could send a solution home. Right on schedule, the beetles are returning to Earth, hopefully with the answer to saving the world. But Eva has something else to worry about; there’s every possibility Ryland Grace’s last words would be coming home, and all the time in the world couldn’t make her ready to face the consequences of her actions, or what will happen when her colleagues find out what she did to their friend.
It was time to find out if it was worth it for her to sacrifice Grace, and her soul, to save humanity. And to find out if she was ready to face him after all these years…- Language:
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17 Jun 2026
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Aliens Ain't Shit (I could probably beat them up) by Coldbluesilk
Fandoms: Camp Camp (Web Series)
07 Sep 2025
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“Max,” he enunciated, planting a hand over his chest with a thump, “Max.”
The next line of surprised nonsense had something that could be interpreted as ‘mack-suh’ tacked on to the end, but the man had mirrored the gesture.
“No! I’m Max,” he reached out and grabbed the man’s hand this time, pressing it against his chest, “My name is Max, you dumb fuck.”
The man stared at his hand, then at Max, and eventually a single syllable fell out of his mouth: “Max.”
Holy shit.
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Max has been abducted by aliens. After being passed from ship to ship, he meets another human.
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Speech pattern by Chaotic_aroace
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
17 Jun 2026
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Once Rocky learned that Grace can whistle, he decided to teach him how to say some basic words in Eridian
One day when they were close to Erid, Rocky falls ill and is unable to answer to the Eridian messageLuckily, Grace could answer
Too bad that Rocky didn't tell just how, juvenile he sounded when he spoke Eridian
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How Grace confused Eridians about his age
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26 May 2026
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The words we say often aren't the ones we mean.
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The Student or the Master? by Madame_Beret for RainbowsMagicAndShit
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
23 May 2026
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From a prompt on Tumblr
"As Arthur and the rest of Camelot get more comfortable with magic, Arthur makes a decision. He’s tried teaching Merlin every type of weapon out there, and he’s hopeless with every one of them. But, Merlin still insists on coming with him on dangerous quests. So, Arthur decides to have Merlin try his hand at magic so he has some sort of self defense"