Sassyburger
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In Memoriam: Let's Make Brownies (and learn to parent along the way) by Sassyburger
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Feb 2023
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Aizawa and Present Mic carry on a tradition started by their departed friend, Shirakumo Oboro, which is a fancy way to say they make edibles and bang.
Add in Yamada having a filthy mouth, Aizawa being totally into it, Shinsou having the world's worst timing, and lots of married banter and you can make a whole weekend out of it.
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The war between the Dwendalian Empire and the Kryn Dynasty finally comes to an end.
Peace, as delicate and tentative as it is, has been brokered and discussed.
Professor, turned Warmage, Caleb Widogast would be wed, as a political symbol, of the effort being made to extend that peace towards the Dynasty.
To whom, he has no idea, further than they would be Kryn.
He just hopes that he can keep the peace long enough to reach their wedding night.- Language:
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24 Sep 2026
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The empire slaves have been given to Essek, because obviously he doesn't have enough to do. He doesn't particularly want them, doesn't need the extra hands in his household, but he doesn't have a polite way to refuse them that won't land them somewhere worse. He shall simply have to make the most of it.
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10 Sep 2026
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Reports of my safety have been greatly exaggerated by ghosttopiary
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
03 Dec 2024
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Something sharp and cold burrows between his shoulder blades and settles along his spine. The Shadowhand straightens his back, spits the blood from his mouth and steels himself for the second betrayal of the only friendship he’s ever had. The lie coats his tongue like quicksilver – it tastes a little like grief, and a little like victory.
»Hello Jester. My apologies, I could not contact you earlier. Sudden circumstances disallowed me the visit at last minute, but I am quite hale.«
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04 Sep 2026
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Essek ventures into the dark depths of the mysterious Aeor with his friends, the Mighty Nein, but when a battle comes to a head and Essek makes a choice it throws his life into chaos and he struggles to right it. Everything is the same and different, his knowledge and actions are questioned and tested and Essek comes to some very startling realisations along the way.
A multi-chaptered fic answering all of the Essek Week 2021 prompts, join Essek on a journey unlike anything he has experienced as he attempts to make good on a rare opportunity afforded no one else.
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- Part 1 of The Fullness of Time
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- 22/22
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28 Aug 2026
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The impossible was done even before they even had to battle the Somnoven, and Molly had been brought back to the Might Nein with a kiss. Back to friends that have changed and grown, and some even have fallen into love while he was gone. To a world that has lived without him. But could it last?
Thrust into a fight that he could not have understood, Essek had to learn what it really meant to trust and love his friends, how rich life could be if he thought of more than himself. But there is still danger lurking for him from his past choices.
Caleb finds himself between two magical purple men, who shouldn’t still be in his life, but against all odds are right by his side. Even as the adventures keep coming after Cognoza, with Trent’s defeat, lap dances at the Lavish Chateau, fights with the Cerberus Assembly, a bisexual maelstrom of sexual tension from all his past and present love interests, revelations about the Luxon and Lucien’s past.
Come for the sexual humor, stay for the angst. A reimagining of episodes 136-141 and after. Slow burn Shadowidomauk. Smut is marked with “*” in chapter titles if that's what you are here for.
Marked complete 01/25/25 even though there could be more story to tell.
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- Part 1 of Flirting with Magic
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07 Aug 2026