ServantOfMischief
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- Tokyo Ghoul (19)
- Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (2)
- Lucifer (TV) (2)
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So many perspectives, so much until, and not enough self-control on my part
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- Part 2 of Fucking EVERYONE At Some Point
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This was not part of Draco Malfoy's plans. He did not expect this when he adjusted his cuff-links that morning before floo'ing to the Ministry. He has barely been at work for more than a couple of hours when he is summoned to St. Mungo's, as his friend's medical proxy. Sure, he learns that Theo will be just fine the moment he arrives, but he is still rather incensed because of Theo's carelessnes. And then he got lost in one of the wards, and grew less than impressed with the medical staff, but that is neither here nor there.
The point is; Fuck Theo.
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- Part 1 of Fucking EVERYONE At Some Point
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So I Met This Guy And My Daughter Called Me Out On It by ServantOfMischief for Pinkpiggy93
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Mar 2022
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Set after Crowley got his own flat and started getting his life back together, but before he met Aziraphale in his bookshop.
Someone asked about how Babylon met her partner, and I was planning on making a birthday present for Pinkpiggy93, so here we go.
Happy Birthday, Rosie, I'm sorry it's a bit late, but here we are, love !
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- Part 6 of Soft Comforts
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The Sun And His Moon by ServantOfMischief
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Jan 2022
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The palace has gathered the young women of noble families to find the emperor a suitable empress, queens and perhaps a few concubines as well. Aziraphale, the youngest daughter of Count Herald at the age of 19, is amongst these women, having just been introduced in high society a year prior. She's told by her father to keep her head down and do her best to bring honour to her house, alongside the wealth her family is paid for sending her as a tribute. Her brother, Gabriel, gives her a farewell gift and makes her promise to do her best to take of herself.
Aziraphale has no illusions of what will happen to her. She is a counts daughter, and not even beautiful in the way noblewomen are supposed to be. Opinionated, shy, with too plump a body and cheeks, alongside a head of unruly curls, she expects to be introduced then forgotten quite easily.
Things do NOT go according to plan
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We're All Disasters But That's Okay, Innit? by ServantOfMischief
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Oct 2021
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Not everyone gets a happy childhood. Not everyone gets to grow up in loving families, not everyone is bloody normal and happy and all sunshine and bright smiles all the bloody time.
But Crowley is bloody well going to ensure that Warlock gets the best childhood he can ever have. He's not going to fail his nephew when everyone else have. He'll give the boy good memories, a nice learning experience, teach him right from wrong and all that shite.
Babylon, as sappy as it sounds, will always support her brother, and she loves little Warlock. But her greatest wish of all is being a functional human being who don't break down at the slightest bit of pressure, is that too much to ask?
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Soft Comforts by ServantOfMischief
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Mar 2022
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Family, Friends and Pet Snakes by ServantOfMischief
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Oct 2020
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The Journey To Home by ServantOfMischief
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 May 2020
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Wreck a Malfoy by Ramelle_Kammae
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Dramione - Fandom
24 Aug 2025
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His hand came back. Fingers trailing slowly up her calf. A silent touch that felt less like control and more like praise. Like he was telling her - this is good. You’re good.
A shaky breath escaped her lips. Technically, she wasn’t even doing anything, right? This wasn’t sex. There was no skin-to-skin. No real touching.
Foot stuff didn’t count—did it?
Or... Hermione stumbles messily into something that feels a lot like love.
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- Part 1 of Wreck a Malfoy
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27 Aug 2025
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Hermione Granger has always carried an embarrassing secret: she gets turned on by learning. What happens when a tattooed Draco Malfoy shows up to Eighth Year and won't stop whispering interesting stories in her ear?
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04 Feb 2025
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“So this…ensures fealty?” she guessed. “To make sure neither party strays, so that the intended bloodlines merge appropriately?”
Malfoy glanced to the side, jaw working again. “Close. But not exactly.”
A cursed object that was used during traditional, forced marriages to encourage the production of an heir. Ah. So, something to do with the act directly, rather than simply facilitating the act. A joyous conspirator.
And then it clicked.
Latin’s version of French’s a little death.
“Oh,” she blurted.
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Or, where Professors Draco and Hermione touch a cursed object and trap themselves in a Hogwarts cupboard.
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10 Dec 2024
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“It’ll be a phrase you’d say in bed,” Ginny supplied, grinning. “It has to be something provocative.”
Hermione clicked her tongue. “Be sensible. It will be on my body forever.”
“You can choose the phrase,” Ginny said magnanimously, then tilted her head, considering her. “And where. On your bum might be nice, for instance.”
“I’m not getting my bum tattooed,” Hermione deadpanned, then sighed. “Fine. I’ll think of something.”
“Think fast. We’ll do it first thing this weekend.” Ginny pushed to her feet, plucking up their empty glasses and walking them to the sink.
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Or, when Hermione is dared to get a tattoo.
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- Part 4 of Pierced Draco
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18 Aug 2024
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She was going to be sick. Hermione couldn’t quite comprehend the headline adorning The Daily Prophet this morning. Maybe it was her over tired brain. She did just give birth for the second time less than a week ago and she was beyond exhausted from night time feedings and having to make sure Rose wasn’t feeling less loved after the arrival of her baby brother.
Ron had been practically absent throughout not only most of her second pregnancy but had almost missed the birth of their son. Now, Hermione surmised why. She read the headline again.
"Coincidence or Planned: Ronald Weasley Bares Two on the Same Day Only Wombs Apart"
By Rita SkeeterShe threw up.
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Bookmarked by ServantOfMischief
17 Aug 2024