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After the war, Draco Malfoy returns to Hogwarts to redo his seventh year and learns firsthand what it means to be powerless. As insults turn to violence, the last person he expects begins to stand up for him.
Harry Potter was never meant to care—until Malfoy stops being an enemy and starts being Draco. Redemption, resentment, and unwanted feelings collide as both of them struggle with who they were, who they are, and who they’re allowed to want.
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Things have been going great. He is free of death and drama, and now he just wants to have fun with his friends. Except, he has no idea what he wants.
Our Harry’s Guide to Losing Two Baddies
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WILL BE DELETED FEB 1ST - NEW VERSION UP ON JAN 1RST
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Liquida Tenebris (Remastered) by DoYouMindIfISlytherin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Dec 2025
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When Harry Potter cast his first Cruciatus Curse, he was successful. In doing so, he awoke the darkness in his head. It whispers, and it's never wrong. The darkness is hungry, and won’t be denied.
‘To go in the dark with a light is to know the light. To know the dark, go dark, go without sight and find that the dark, too, blooms and sings.’
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I let you inside my heart (now you won’t leave) by mzah
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Dec 2025
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Draco was in love with Harry James Potter for as long as he can remember.
Only that was a secret that he will take to the grave.
Or he thought so.one shot drarry fic
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- Part 2 of HP universe
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"I will kill Voldemort, and I want you to help me."
Riddle raised an eyebrow, Harry leant forward with pleading eyes. This was his favourite Professor, the one who had helped him when others had refused to, and the one who he thought he could trust with his life.
(Or, Harry asks Professor Riddle for help in killing Voldemort, Riddle is endlessly amused.)
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Old Things Made New by wil_de_worde for V_Buttons_P, Quinhwyvar
Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)
13 Dec 2025
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Eggsy Unwin thought he was making the life the universe wanted him to. Six months of wedded bliss has been everything but and it's getting harder and harder to keep up the charade. As he grows distant from his new bride and an entire country grows suspicious, he flies home to clear his head and say his final piece to Harry. Once that's off his chest, he can pack it in, come back to Stockholm, and be the partner that Tilde deserves.
So long as Harry doesn't reciprocate, of course.
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Harry Potter and the First Grimoire by Blackenergy666
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Dec 2025
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When working runes, always read the manual. Or, as Harry would put it "Make sure you know how not to blow yourself up."
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- Part 3 of Magic Swords and Luna, Do not Mix!
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Guilty As Sin by Nadia_Sefia
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
09 Dec 2025
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Love began in the wrong place, life unfolded in the worst possible way, and now—after years of loss and silence—time has finally returned to mend what was broken.
Years after the war and Harry’s painful separation from Draco, the world felt dull, hollow, drained of every color. Until one day, a single spark of hope arrived… in the form of a letter from the woman who was once meant to be his mother-in-law.
And with that letter, everything began to shift.
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Righting the Wrongs that Haven't Happened Yet by Phoenxecho
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Dec 2025
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The war was over. The castle was destroyed. People were broken. Hermione Granger was broken. Pieces were picked up and put back together. Hogwarts was rebuilt and restored. Bodies were buried and therapy groups started. Hermione Granger was still broken. Hermione decides to go back and fix it before everything fell apart.
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On the Twelfth Day of Christmas Detention Gave To Me... by Tea_and_books
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Dec 2025
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After an argument leads to detention, Harry must navigate, not only the detentions themselves, but the cause of his irritation: Theodore Nott.
Written for WWW Let it Snow 2.0
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This was stupid. Harry was stupid. In fact, this was probably the stupidest idea Harry had ever had. And that's saying something, considering the sheer amount of stupidity he'd conquered in the past.
But could anyone blame him? Malfoy was smiling. Draco. Malfoy. Was smiling. At him. And something about it was intoxicating. Freeing.
Harry gazed at Malfoy. He ran his eyes over playful eyes and stretched cheeks and let himself be led around the ballroom. He couldn’t help it. Malfoy was smiling.
____In which Draco gets drunk at the Yule Ball and flirts with Harry.
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Obsidian Eyes by oikawassimpisraini
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
13 Nov 2025
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Ace doesn't know who his father was, just that his mom loved him and he disappeared without a trace. And his mom won't tell him anything about his dad but he's a-okay with it cause his moms the best.
This story follows Ace's journey at Hogwarts and then when he finds out he's a demigod.
Welcome to the circus!
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In the small town of Stredford, Vermont, a mysterious triple murder of Muggles takes place. At first glance — nothing unusual: dark creatures on the loose again. If not for one detail — just a few miles from the crime scene, Draco Malfoy, long missing, has been living quietly for the past two years. Why did he leave England, and how is he connected to these murders? It’s up to Auror Potter to find out.
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Waiting For You (I Always Will) by DobbyRocksSocks
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Nov 2025
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Set in a world where Dumbledore didn’t die in sixth year, and Harry is being a little shit. Hermione is always there to look after him though.
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Malfoy froze mid-step.
“What?” Harry asked, frowning.
Malfoy turned slowly, his pale face unusually flushed. “What did you just do?”
Harry frowned, confused. “Nothing?”
Malfoy’s glare darkened, and before Harry could react, Malfoy dragged his fingers along his own jaw.
Harry felt it instantly. A faint, warm pressure sweeping across his own skin, as if someone was touching him instead.
Or A potion accident forces Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy to share every touch, every sensation, and every brush of skin, whether it's their own touch or someone else's. It’s humiliating, frustrating, and completely unbearable and all they can do is wait and try their best to not go completely insane.
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Harry Potter is becoming increasingly more and more obsessed with Draco Malfoy, Ever since he's saw him intimidating Borgin down at Knockturn Alley. Hermione and Ron are helpless to stop it and frankly don't care enough that Harry so strongly believes in something that most likely isn't true.
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Hogwarts AU where Draco Malfoy is sorted into Gryffindor and Harry Potter is sorted into Slytherin.
(long fic, spanning seven years)
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"Of course the great saint Potter gets special treatment," Draco muttered, irritation spread over his sharp features. Unfortunately for him, the irritation only escalated when he saw Potter and Weasley walk towards his seat. Praying that Potter was going to join the pair behind him, Draco Malfoy turned back only to be greeted with silence. No way in hell was he going to be stuck with the good for nothing Gryffindor duo for an entire class.
When Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are grouped together to make a potion that gives them a glimpse of their future, they get more than they bargained for. Sent into the future where Draco is married to the one and only Hermione Granger, will the Gryffindor heroes plot to stop their best friend from falling in love with the enemy? Or will the three form an unlikely friendship that will change their lives forever?
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