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Months after temporarily unsealing Osial and unleashing him on Liyue Harbor, Childe finds himself still spending a surprising amount of time with the former geo archon. Meals together and walks through the harbor are constants that he's used to, things he just naturally accepted even though the sting of betrayal at being used by Zhongli and Signora never truly went away. A few days before his return to Snezhnaya however, Zhongli asks him a strange question.
“If I stated that I wished to create a family with you, would you be against it?”
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21 Dec 2025
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“Egg bound?”
“Yeah. Egg bound. Like a chicken?” She clarified, thinking it a bit self explanatory. Judging by the confusion written all over his face, Yoo Joonghyuk didn’t think the same, and so it was up to her to explain it as briefly as she could. “You see, hens get egg bound when an egg gets stuck in the cloaca. It makes them really weak and if the egg doesn't make its way out they can die. It's a pretty serious thing…quit making that face! Authors have to research pretty weird things sometimes, you know? It's not even that strange–.”
“Kim Dokja is not a hen,” he interrupted her rather stupidly. But as stupid as it was, she didn't have a rebuttal for it. Egg or not, Kim Dokja was human and had no cloaca, as far as she knew.
“No shit sherlock. I suppose that in this case it's closer to constipation.” She snorted, suddenly realizing something. “A very bad one; that egg is made of pure gold.”
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Kim Dokja gets hit by a rather uncomfortable scenario penalty. Yoo Joonghuyk helps.
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15 Dec 2025
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During his mission while attending a gala in Fontaine (and very much dressed to kill), Childe unexpectedly runs into a bewildered Zhongli. He decides to have some fun with the ex-Archon just to crack the man’s prim and proper veneer.
Unsurprisingly, he ends up biting off more than he can chew.
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In other words, Childe tangos with Zhongli and ends up fighting him (with dance moves that feature high kicks and panty shots in front of a captivated audience). Zhongli is most Displeased (TM) by said high kicks and panty shots.My submission for the ZhongChi zine Lapis Caeli. For more information about this free, fan-run project, you can check it out here.
With accompanying art by the talented soliel.
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15 Dec 2025
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A Dive into the Dark and a Dance with Fate by user1511
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Dec 2025
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He has always seen himself ending up here. Ever since he was a kid. After, he still saw himself ending up here. So what if it was as a villain? But now? Like this? Fate was cruel indeed.
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An Archon Childe AU- Language:
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11 Dec 2025
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“So you're all bark and no bite, huh? Let’s see how long you will last.” The stranger quickly advanced towards Zhongli, hydro blades manifesting in his hands. Ah, he was a hydro vision holder, how interesting. Zhongli wanted to dig out every little detail about him, get his greedy hands on everything the stranger was hiding.
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06 Dec 2025