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Am i dreaming? by TheCoffeeCrow
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Spider-Man - All Media Types
30 Apr 2025
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Life in downtown mond is all perfect and normal for Lab technician and P.I. for the favonius police, Albedo.
After a mishap involving a nameless spider in his lab, Albedo finds himself with weird powers and decides to do the one thing that isn't in his job description.
Fight crime
But the web of underground crime within the city of teyvat stretches father than he ever could've realized.
And the clues are starting to lead right back to himself
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spider-bedo AU with HEAVY trauma and lots of crime
TW: drugs, muggings, murder and y'know, crime
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NO LONGER UPDATING
Tommy Underscore Innit is just a human, simple and basic, He always has been.
Ranboo, a young changeling living in hiding of this confusing world that has been shaped by humans.
Wilbur Soot has always been fascinated with things he can't understand, to figure out how to understand them.
Nikki, finds an odd group of friends. And maybe realizes there's more to friends than squirrel's.
6 adventurers traveling the world, unite in ways none could predict, and maybe they go fight a few dragons but who's counting?
In a world where people are used to walking the busy streets, what happens to the few who stray the path down a dark alley, in a world that has been hidden in plain sight, and a magic, that has the power to bring both worlds, crashing down.
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Mcyt D&D/Lord of the rings inspired fantasy fic where I am actively rolling a dice while writing because I hate myself.
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Literally just chaos, crack, Minecraft and a bit of seriousness shoved in a bag and chucked out the window at 100miles an hour staring wilbur, tommy, ranboo, tubbo, Nikki and techno as we sit back and relax as so much shit hits the fan.
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Tommy Innit, wilbur soot and Charlie run a ghost hunting agency, when Quackity, one of the richest businessmen and owner of the las Nevadas building, find another crime scene on his hands he has to call literally the only ghost hunters who are technically legally crime scene investigators to fix it before shit hits the fan and the media finds out.
Read this hilarious crack/horror fic staring!
Wilbur soot: as the leader nobody listens to and the guy who pretends to know what he's doing.
Tommy Innit: as himself, and comedic relief.
Charlie slimecicle: as that one guy on the team who gets possessed before he can learn how to work the phone.
Quackity: as the bitch love interest and the con-man all in one.
Philza Minecraft: as that one parental figure that exists because the characters needed a basement to fuck with.
And directed by: a bunch of crows shouting 'LETTERS' profusely.
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Avid convinced himself to go back to town six times as he stumbled through the underbrush, tripping over rotten logs and smacking his face into needled branches. But each time he turned to go back (because being alone in these woods was stupid) he saw Sausage avert his eyes, Martyn shrug with an apologetic wince, and Drift stare at him silently.
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Avid doesn't go back to Oakhurst.
Bookmarked by TheCoffeeCrow
08 Jan 2026
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“Leave him alone!” He yelled, baring his fangs at them, warning them to stay away.
“Pyro,” Avid pleaded softly, sounding sad. “I don’t want to hurt you.”
He hissed loudly before glancing behind him at the motionless Scott and the broken bridge. “You don’t get to hurt him anymore. He doesn’t deserve any of this!”
Or, Pyro saves Scott from burning at the stake
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22 Sep 2025
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Owen tells Pyro a story, things probably could've gone better...
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Owen is very hungry, and Scott is still a sassy jerk, their personalities clash
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21 Sep 2025
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“‘M sorry,” Pyro said softly, his eyes opening again, begging for something Scott didn’t understand. “Scott, please don’t hate me—”
“Silly,” he purred, cupping his fledgling’s face in his hands, stroking his fledgling’s hair, uncaring about how his fledgling’s blood got on his skin. “I could never hate—”
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Pyro is used as bait to catch and kill ScottSeries
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19 Sep 2025
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!Contains spoilers for Vampires SMP ep 1!
One of the newly arrived settlers of Oakhurst, a young heir Martyn, seeks companionship with a fellow nobleman.
What he doesn't know, is that the help offered by Scott would come at a price.Series
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19 Sep 2025