TheShortestBitch_InTheLand



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    "I want to make music that has people dancing until they faint. Until it feels like they’re barefoot on razor blades. I want them drunk. Possessed," Chuuya says, unblinking. "What do you want?"

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    02 Aug 2026

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    After a suicide attempt, Dazai is cast away to work at the lighthouse his great uncle had owned in the north of the mythical Shimane prefecture. He's not even in the town, he's three nautical miles away from the nearest port, always overlooking a populace that he supposes he can never be a part of.

    Dazai finds that this esoteric ward he does not acknowledge offers more surprises than creeping loneliness. When the body of a man washes up on his beach, it seems that fortune has offered him a hand in repairing a piece of himself he has come to tolerate through the eyes of someone who has no idea what it means to be a human.

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    02 Aug 2026

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    Dazai sighs, shrugging slightly. Under them, on the training deck, Chuuya body slams one of his instructors, cackling maniacally.

    “There’s no time for tea, Hirotsu-san. My dog is so dumb! We need to brainstorm on how to properly train him! He’s so small, a baby, if you will.”

    The bruised grunt immediately glows red, and is thrown around the room in circles like he's inside a washing machine.

    “A… baby?”

    The flying grunt crashes against the observation wall-length window from where they are overseeing the training session. Hirtosu doesn’t say anything, but his silence speaks for itself as he watches the grunt slowly slide down the window, leaving a small trail of drool on the glass.

    “A puppy”, Dazai insists, sitting up on the couch, criss-cross-applesauce on the cushion.

     

    Or: Dazai gets it in his head that he has to train his new partner like he's a particularly dumb dog. Chuuya has his own -hidden- agenda. Hirotsu just wants Dazai to take his vitamins.

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    01 Aug 2026

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    “It was nice to know that Chuuya was still thinking of him—still celebrating him even now. It also made him feel bad, because that kindness was surely wasted on someone like Dazai.”

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    The story of how Chuuya has celebrated Dazai's birthday throughout the years, even when he believed he was dead.

    Featuring arcades, amusement parks, late night musings, drunken calls, graveside tributes, sober voicemails, and a surprising amount of plushies.

    Includes Dazai's 16th, 17th, 18th, 19th, 20th, 21st, and Present Day birthdays.

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    24 Jul 2026

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    |ENG| Dazai appears in the dreams of dying people to guide them to the place from which no one ever returns. Chuuya was supposed to be just another name on that endless list. But when a stranger appears in his room—someone no one else can see—he unexpectedly begins to feel better.

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    21 Jul 2026