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    ‘Why?’ Nami asks, again, and when Sanji falls silent at that again, Nami feels her frustration rise. ‘Couldn’t you have just told me? Or why didn’t you just cut Luffy’s diet down, like I said? He eats so much, surely he doesn’t need all of that food, if you could’ve just—!’

    ‘No.’

    Nami pauses. ‘What?’

    ‘No, Nami,’ says Sanji, and though he looks almost regretful to be saying it to her, Sanji’s voice is strong and unwavering. ‘I won’t cut down Luffy’s meal portions.’

    Nami asks Sanji to reduce the amount of money spent on grocery shopping.

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    27 Mar 2026

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    You can only watch as the whole thing unfolds itself like a scene in a play. The old man is on his knees in a bitter facsimile of a proposal, struggling to get himself upright, but he only has eyes for the cook, standing stiff and emotionless against the window, face turned away towards the sun and black figure stark and unyielding in the kitchen. The morning sunlight streaming in through the kitchen window suddenly feels too vivid, dreamless and unreal, rendering the old man and the cook’s figures as distant and far away as memory; you feel, instinctively, that somehow this scene in the kitchen will be something that you will remember even years down the road, the smallest things the biggest in their significance, the bright edge of something being struck ringing in your ears.

    Still not looking away from the window, the cook says, ‘I’m calling Chopper.’

    On the Sabaody Archipelago, you meet an old man and a cook. The old man is a swordsman, and is aged close to seventy; the cook, however, is young, and doesn't look aged at all.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    A rogue scientist wants to unlock the secrets of Germa through Sanji's DNA, no matter how thoroughly he has to pull him apart to do so. Sanji struggles keep himself sane while everything around him threatens to recreate the hell he's now twice escaped.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    Anica hesitated, reaching out to brace his shoulder.

    “Maybe you should go home.”

    “Wha?” Sanji asked. The room was dim and his head was heavy.

    Anica leaned forward and said, quietly but urgently,

    “Go. Home.”
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    Sanji winds up being sold to the highest bidder for a fraction of his bounty. He really shouldn't be offended by that but he definitely is.

    Featuring! Protective straw hats! Hurt Sanji! Good karma! And drug induced metaphors!

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    24 Mar 2026

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    The aftermath of battle leaves the Strawhats devastated. But is their Nakama really gone?

    Sanji is not good at watching people grieve. Especially not for him.

    It'll be okay guys, I swear.

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    23 Mar 2026