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    Rudo falls into the hands of the Raiders, and his goals align surprisingly well with their leader's. At least, it starts that way.

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    09 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    Zanka is on a quest to get the experience he's sorely lacking for...reasons. Reasons that are unimportant. Unfortunately, the universe hates him, so it doesn't take long before someone screws him over and gives him the clap. Somewhat more fortunately, the campus health center is participating in a study of oral gonorrhea and they'll treat him for free if he participates.

    It's an easy decision.

    What's not easy is dealing with the guy he's partnered with for his trial: Jabber Wonger.

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    08 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    It's the middle of July when he gets the first bouquet.

    Jabber's lucky to be living with Cthoni still, because he wouldn't even know about the flowers if she hadn't been at home to find them.

    Janka Week 2026 Day 1: Civilian Sunday.

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    08 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 64

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    “Then it’s personal,” says Zanka, in a low, musing voice. He swallows. Shrinks back a little. It looks unconscious, genuinely contrite. “Did I misunderstand somethin’? I thought this was all… mutual.”

    “Huh?” says Jabber, scrolling through their interactions in his head. A lightbulb comes on. “Oh, wait, you think-” He starts laughing. “You think you hit me a lil’ too hard, so now I’m out for payback?”

    Zanka blinks. He’s putting on a very brave face, but underneath it… “Is there somethin’ else I coulda done to piss you off like this?”

    Jabber Wonger, twenty-late-year-old masochist galore, has himself an arrangement that satisfies his interests in all ways but one. Well, whatever else you can say about him, you can't say he isn't determined--especially when it comes to his personal life. But little does he know, he's in for a weird night.

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    08 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 44

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    When Jabber first understood soulmates, he had thought it was for weaklings.

    Another half of your soul? Really? Why would anyone need something like that to be fulfilled?

    People treated their skin like it was sacred, never marring it in fear of ruining that pristine canvas for their soulmate. But Jabber had already assumed he didn’t have a soulmate-- so why bother?

    And yet, when that scorching blue ink had burned into his skin, he could only stare.

    or: soulmates au for janka week 2026- string of fate saturday!

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    07 Apr 2026