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    Chanting in his mind Enjin's words from their last staff meeting last week, be nice to customers, we need the money, Zanka keeps his face neutral and says, "Hey there. What can I do for ya?"

    The man beams at him. Without missing a beat and with the boundless enthusiasm of a five year old getting to choose his own toy truck, says, "I wanna get stabbed."

    Zanka, a piercer in Cleaner's studio and certified gay disaster, does his very best to handle a walk-in client: Jabber Wonger, a gorgeous PHD student and unhinged natural talent (at rage baiting).

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    "GREAT! Just great! As if this could GET any better!" Zanka bites out, seething. Of course he's stuck here, injured, in a damp, dirty cell, and of course he's stuck here with fucking Jabber of all people.

    Jabber whistles appreciatively, "Man, you're in a mood today. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" and cackles at his own joke. Zanka's gonna strangle him. He's gonna rip out those bars with his bare hands and use them to beat Jabber to death.

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    Zanka is taken by some people who want to study givers. Jabber is there too. This somehow makes everything both better and so much worse.

     

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    Michael Afton falls in a ball pit while trying to put his father down for good.
    When the hell did he wake up in the the 1950s and become William Afton's imaginary friend?

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    Michael Afton accidentally travels back in time and tries to stop his father from becoming the man behind the slaughter.
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    CONTENT WARNING: This fic gets very dark at times. Though there are definitely fun, light moments, the dark stuff can get graphic/explicit. This includes instances of: Child abuse, abuse, neglect, suicide ideation, suicide attempts, panic attacks, self-harm, dissociation, depressive episodes, graphic violence, murder, manic episodes, (drug-induced) hallucinations, depictions of PTSD, depression, anxiety, BPD and bipolar disorder, (reference to (but never depicted)) grooming, as well as use of drugs and alcohol, and explicit language. Please proceed w/ this information.

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    After another minute of silence I tried to spark the conversation again. “So, why are you taking photogra—”

    “Look, no offense.” Edward said, startling me with how fast he turned towards me. His expression was grim and dark, and his eyes were just as piercing as the rest of his family’s. “But I don’t want to be friends with you, okay?”

    I blinked a few times in surprise, and then a bolt of reactionary emotion shot up my spine. “Well that’s too bad,” I said quickly, “because you’re gonna be.”

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