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    In which Lance is a selkie, mermaids are real, and apparently so is Voltron? The legendary Dolphins of Voltron are also real, and the blue one happens to be Lance's, holy quiznak!

    Galra are also sharks, and taking over a third of the world only took 7 years.

    The dolphins of Voltron are not bound to the sea, despite their form. Magic happens to exist, and there are three territories to protect (four if you count the one where humans are!).

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  1. Public Bookmark 65

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    “Max,” he enunciated, planting a hand over his chest with a thump, “Max.”

    The next line of surprised nonsense had something that could be interpreted as ‘mack-suh’ tacked on to the end, but the man had mirrored the gesture.

    “No! I’m Max,” he reached out and grabbed the man’s hand this time, pressing it against his chest, “My name is Max, you dumb fuck.”

    The man stared at his hand, then at Max, and eventually a single syllable fell out of his mouth: “Max.”

    Holy shit.
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    Max has been abducted by aliens. After being passed from ship to ship, he meets another human.
    Alternatively, David is not actually a human. He has no idea what to do with this strange, violent being he's been put in charge of.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    Oh god, maybe he should have let the bear eat him, “No, but with all due respect-” which was admittedly some, but draining by the second, “I shouldn’t be talking to randos in the forest.”

    “I don’t have to be?” he offered, “I’d appreciate it if you gave me your name.”

    Call it oppositional defiant disorder, call it spite, call it whatever the fuck, but Max had never had a stronger gut feeling to spit in someone’s eyes for asking that.
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    In which David is really fucking bad at being a fae but the task fails successfully because Max feels safer with him than at home

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    17 Apr 2026

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    The day the Minister is killed, Percy is filling out paperwork at his desk.
    The day Voldemort dies, Percy has successfully retained his life and his job. Unfortunately, his ability to trust anyone ever again and his family count among the things he's lost.

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    28 Mar 2026

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    The war hits the Ministry hard, and Percy Weasley is stuck in the middle of it.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    A freak accident with Arthur's enchanted Ford Anglia causes a minor explosion and a major change in the Weasley household. With Arthur in a coma and Molly having passed away, Bill and Charlie can't afford to quit their jobs and must support the family from afar. Thus, it falls to Percy to handle the day-to-day, even if he's not sure that he can.

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    21 Mar 2026

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