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    Essek is shaking once he’s sat there for twenty minutes. He’s thirsty. He wants to walk over to the jug of cold water on the table by the door. He needs to get up. He can’t.
    He won't cry. It’s stupid to cry over this. 
    Verin gurgles.
    “I hate you.” Essek curls his fingers around his elbows. “I hate you. I hate you.”

    For as long as Essek can remember, he has been cursed to obey. He has managed, in his own way, to mitigate the consequences of the curse while pursuing his academic and personal desires. It is only after being commanded to act as a guide for the Mighty Nein that it becomes a true complication.

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    When Essek’s fickle libido at last decides to reemerge from its hibernation, it does so in the manner of a dam breaking: all at once and in a flood.

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    Jon is not having a good start to his morning. Though at this point he should probably expect it. When you're trying to stave off an apocalypse orchestrated by mannequins, cockneys, and clowns - you start to feel like you're walking around with your own personal rain cloud.

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    When Jon has a rough start to his day that leaves his clothes too dirty to work in, Martin offers Jon his jumper for the day. Jon maybe gets a bit too comfortable wearing it.

    07-2024: New bonus chapter included!

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    "Who the hell are you?" Jon could feel his hands shaking.
    The man laughed, taking a step forward and raising a hand to point at him.
    "I'm you, from the future!" he said, then swayed, eyes going unfocused, and collapsed to the floor in a dead faint.
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    Post-season-four Jon and Martin time travel back to the season one Archives.

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    ONESHOT.

    Hank and Connor are sent to investigate a supposedly abandoned Cyberlife facility. What could go wrong?

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