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seven ways to accidentally woo a witch: a subpar guide by jeong yunho by confused_gremlin
Fandoms: ATEEZ (Band)
02 Jan 2026
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"Are you Jeong Yunho?" Yunho hums in wary affirmation before the witch continues. "My master gave me this note for you."Yunho takes the note with a grimace, already dreading what’s inside.
Esteemed Lord Jeong, witch of darkness, murderer of the prince: I humbly ask that you take my apprentice, Choi Jongho, under your wing. My tutelage is nothing in comparison to the dark arts you can surely offer him. He is promising and will not be a burden to you. (Also, I’m old and would like to retire.)
Yunho stares up at the sky, begging for release from this endless torture of stupid assumptions made by idiots.
"Okay. Three things: One, I didn't murder the prince, though Mingi might if Wooyoung keeps nagging him about his knitting. Two, I’m not evil. I don’t practice any ‘dark arts’ outside of curse-breaking and cooking. Three, if you were looking forward to having an evil mastermind teach you how to take over the world, I’m sorry to disappoint, but you’ll have to find someone else."
***Or, six times random people yeet themselves into Yunho's lonely and cursed life, and one time he invites someone into his (now less lonely but equally cursed) life.
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intertwined, you and I (every timeline, every possibility) by arcannotdothis (confused_gremlin)
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
09 Mar 2025
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Viktor: Jayce
Jayce: ...yeah?
Viktor: Jayce, you’re a goddamn genius
In which Caitlyn accidentally plays matchmaker for her (fake) brother and her girlfriend's sister's mentor. Like you do.
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Bam discovers something called the Tanabata Festival, and decides he wants to go with his friends.
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- Part 2 of ToG Week 2020
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Beneath the Starry Skies by arcannotdothis (confused_gremlin)
Fandoms: 신의 탑 | Tower of God
28 May 2020
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“What’s up?”
“I’m just... wondering what’s so great about real stars.”Series
- Part 1 of ToG Week 2020
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Evan Buckley is five years old when he realizes that he doesn’t feel pain.
Evan is five and a half when he learns how to pretend.
Over the years, Buck gets really, really good at pretending.
That is, until the day Eddie gets shot right in front of him.
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An AU where Buck is unable to feel pain. -
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Jungkook’s going to say that he wasn’t scared, but he literally screamed and was about to throw down with a pan so he says instead, “How’d you get in, anyway?”
“Door was unlocked. Didn’t think anyone was home. Be glad I’m not an actual creep.”
And then this amazing thing happens.
It’s small and simple, quick as can be, but it leaves Jungkook stupefied, mind melting, like he’s lost on a wave.
Jung Hoseok winks at him.
Oh, no.
(Or: Jungkook falls in love easily, Hoseok doesn't open up easily, and somehow they manage to meet in the middle.)Series
- Part 2 of Perfect Places
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It's been seven months since Hoseok began the job that changed his life. Everything is different, now- he's got six boyfriends he loves dearly, a steady job at the strangest restaurant in Seoul, and somewhere along the line he's earned the favor of what feels like half the mercenaries in the city.
It's dangerous. It's unbelievable. It's ridiculous.
(Hoseok loves every minute of it.)
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- Part 2 of On the Menu
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“What good is being haunted if your ghost is absolutely useless,” San grumbles. The wind that ruffles his hair feels mocking.
(San's family has always been a little weird about Haven. Now that they can't breathe down his neck, it's time he finds out why.)
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- Part 1 of we live today
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An ancient, enormous conglomeration of galaxies that spanned 300 million light years and contained about 5,000 times the mass of our Milky Way Galaxy. Hyperion is currently the largest and most massive proto-supercluster yet discovered from the early universe. A proto-supercluster is a group of young galaxies that is gravitationally collapsing to create a supercluster.