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A deity's mortal coil; Shen Yuan, immortal fairy à la carte! by decaffinatedshark
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Nov 2025
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After Shen Yuan bites the dust (this time for good) via demonic Qi exposure, saving Luo Binghe, the System labels his quest a failure and dumps him into a new PIDW world. His brilliant plan of leading an insignificantly dull, plot-irrelevant life takes a nosedive when he becomes the unsuspecting target of some slick scammers. Now, as an immortal fairy trying to blend into the mortal scene, Shen Yuan's sightseeing gig is anything but serene.
Picture this: disciples popping up like daisies, demons flaunting more flair than a peacock, and our immortal tourist desperately trying to dodge the chaos. Will he ever catch a break and enjoy a peaceful exploration? The odds aren't looking great. One truly cannot trust the System!
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Cucumber-bro, the Snowwhite Seer by decaffinatedshark
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 May 2025
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Shang Qinghua was having a terrible day. No, terrible was an understatement. Today was a terrible, terrible, catastrophic day.
Why? Because there was a Disney knock off Snowwhite (and CLEARLY future Binghe-bro wife) lying around in a dusty Cang Qiong warehouse, that he was SURE that he hadn't written!?
Where was cucumber-bro when you needed him?! Shang Qinghua couldn't keep track of his own plot anymore! Shang Qinghua's grip on his own narrative was slipping, and just when he's about to surrender to the chaos, a glimmer of hope — could it be? — Cucumber-bro, is that you?!(a silly lil story about how Airplane-bro reunited with Cucumber-bro by sort of kind of stealing from Disney)
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Amortentia, Potter. Amortentia! by decaffinatedshark
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Feb 2025
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Harry could handle Malfoy. Sort of. On a good day. Maybe! But his ridiculous perfume? Absolutely not!
The entire Ministry reeked of it, and patience only lasted so long! Harry finally snaps and complains. Loudly. In front of half their department.
Unfortunately, this happened right as a cloud of Amortentia filled the room. Even worse? A reporter was nearby! By the next morning, the headlines were screaming that Harry Potter was madly in love with Draco Malfoy.
Determined to kill the rumors, Harry stages a very public stunt to prove he definitely does NOT fancy Malfoy. That too, backfires. Spectacularly.
Now, not only does the wizarding world think he's in love ... he might just be stuck proving them right.Series
- Part 3 of Amortentia, Amortentia!
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Amortentia, Reggie. Amortentia! by decaffinatedshark
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2024
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“You don’t like chocolate?” James asked.
“Of course I do.” Regulus snapped, feeling oddly like the edges of his sanity were fraying. The tips of his fingers tingled. Surely — he couldn't NOT know.
James Potter was a pureblood heir! Even with his family’s more than muggle-loving inclinations — surely. Surely. He told himself.
James jiggled the box of delicately decorated chocolate heart’s and suddenly Regulus saw his own hand make a grab for them. He was out of his mind!
He stared at the chocolates in his hand, three chocolate heart’s that smelled faintly like James - bloody - Potter.OR: In which Regulus get's himself willingly love-potioned and James get's himself unknowingly love-potioned (only for a short while though) and it's basically an emotional mess ☝️
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- Part 2 of Amortentia, Amortentia!
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Shen Yuan’s Scum Villain Protection Program by decaffinatedshark
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Nov 2023
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In which Airplane included a few more details about the scum villain in PIDW, leading Shen Yuan to become a defender of his favourite and (mostly) innocent scum villain! Scorned? Humiliated? Betrayed? All alone? Tortured to death? Ah, it really was too pitiful! Too unfair!
Shen Yuan couldn’t stand it!(OR: Shen Yuan transmigrates and is determined to save his favourite Scum Villain!)
(Shen Yuan becomes a disciple of Qing Jing Peak, AU!)
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everyone wishes for silver and gold by starlightwalking for Lithgaeril
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
31 Jan 2023
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In which Maitimo does not board the ships with his father, and crosses the Grinding Ice alongside the host of Nolofinwë.
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12 Aug 2026
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“So,” Ilya interrupted, holding up a finger. “You believe I am not strong enough? That your boyfriend, who lifts you against walls and carries you to bed, is too weak to handle you? That my face would break under the glorious weight of your perfect ass?”
Shane blinked.
(or, Shane refuses to sit on Ilya's face and Ilya takes personal offense to it.)
Tag to be covered: Ilya Rozanov Has a Thigh Kink
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- Part 2 of Crashing out over Hollanov
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11 Aug 2026
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For All The Things That Drum by ScribeofArda
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
23 Nov 2021
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Maedhros wakes up to a tragedy that never happened, and a victory that took him sixty attempts to get right. He has a Silmaril in his hand, a husband in his arms, and command of the greatest alliance ever seen sitting on their enemy's abandoned doorstep.
Now, it must last.
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- Part 2 of Aurë entuluva
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10 Aug 2026
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Less Than Kind by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
16 Aug 2015
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“I hardly believed it,” said Maedhros. “What are you doing here?”
"I bring a message from my father."
Maedhros blinked. "Really?"
Fingon grinned. "I believe his exact words were: you're visiting who, well if you must you must, say something suitable, something something friendship something something kinsmen, tell him good job keeping my brother's sons out of trouble, I'd rather wrestle another ice bear myself – but don't say it like that!"
_Fingon goes to visit Maedhros, accidentally arrives during a Fëanorion family reunion, and quickly regrets many (but not all) of his life choices.
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Learn Me Right by lissomelace
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
05 Jul 2026
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Findekáno couldn’t be what his father needed and he wouldn’t be what his father wanted, even if it would be the death of him. Which it would; Ñolofinwë’s patience had long burned out, his only goal to see his recalcitrant firstborn dealt with.
Russandol knew his parents weren’t perfect, but he never doubted they loved each other, that they loved all their children. And he couldn’t help but want the same. A partner of his mind and body and fëa, someone to belong to, and with, and everything in between.
What does it mean, to love and be loved? It is time for both Findekáno and Russandol to learn.
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- Part 2 of Point of Pride
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07 Aug 2026