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Say it's me that you want to dismember by esse_writes
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Were-Cowboys? - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
05 Mar 2026
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Whitehouse wants the new sheriff, has wanted the new sheriff for a long time. Claude has other plans of how it plays out.
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You're a monster (So am I) by esse_writes
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Were-Cowboys? - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
17 Feb 2026
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You can do anything (except kissing boys), you can ride a horse and you have the eyes of a hawk and the mind of a snake. You can be a lawyer or a sheriff or anything you want (except a sinner). And maybe if you're good enough people will ignore the monster in you.
Or, how Terrence became a werewolf, and how Claude found out.
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Now I'm thinking maybe you should go by esse_writes
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Strong Belb flurry
04 Oct 2025
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"I mean, it's rough to be rejected," 008 tries. "And he's not bad looking!"
James thinks about how Strong Belb looks again. Bald, ginger beard, some muscles on him, 6'1 height, favors pink and pastels. He… sure is a human being, mhm.
"You're heartless," 008 huffs at his apparent apathy. "At least you could've let him down gently."
James curses at himself; he should really just act like he finds Strong Belb sexy or handsome or whatever and put and end to this conversation, but he's tired. And part of him thinks, spiteful and hurt, I don't owe him shit.
Or, fives times James tries to spell it out that he doesn't like Strong Belb, and the one time someone listens.
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Mold me (Whatever you want me to be) by esse_writes
Fandoms: The Enigma Of The High Visionary - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, Shoot From The Hip - Universe
25 Jun 2025
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Thomas comes home after two years away. Gemma teaches her pup a lesson on running away.
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Portrait of a family: 7 AM on rubbish collection day, Shropshire by esse_writes
Fandoms: The Enigma Of The High Visionary - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, Shoot From The Hip - Universe
18 Jun 2025
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Gemma sees the first two words, and promptly crumples the piece of paper in her hand.
Then she smooths it out and scans it. Reads it again slowly, as her hands close into fists and leave their indents on the fragile paper.
Gemma takes out the trash.
Recent series
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Crow Calls and Raven Raids (Vigilante Andrew AU) by esse_writes
Fandom All Eyes On Nigel - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, Shoot From The Hip - Universe, Toby's Secret Pocket - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
23 Mar 2025
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"All Eyes On Nigel" post canon AU where Andrew runs to New York and becomes a vigilante targeting crime bosses and drug lords.
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Du warst nicht umsonst geboren (You were not born for nothing) by esse_writes
Fandom B2TSM, TwoSet Violin (Musicians) RPF
24 Jun 2024
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A guide to navigating life in the 21st century when your soul is at least a century old.
Or, a series of fics about the B2TSM members, and the people around them.
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The Layer That Holds You by szxper
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Sesame Street (US TV)
25 Mar 2026
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When porcupinesarentreal said, "In a universe where Grace goes back to earth, he would absolutely kill it on Sesame Street."
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Back on Earth, Ryland Grace discovers that surviving the impossible does not automatically tell you what to do with the life you got back.
Then Sesame Street invites him on to explain buoyancy to Elmo, Big Bird, and Cookie Monster.
What starts as a simple science segment turns into something gentler and stranger: a lesson about floating, about being held up, and about the quiet ways a person can begin to find their place again.
Bookmarked by esse_writes
27 Mar 2026
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Looks Can Be Deceiving by PurpleArrowzandLeather
Fandoms: Top Gun (Movies), Mission: Impossible (Movies)
13 Mar 2023
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After the G-LOC and birdstrike incidents, Bradley has a few choice words for Maverick. Little does he know that Ethan Hunt has been standing in for his twin brother ever since the Darkstar exloded. Ethan is not impressed.
Bookmarked by esse_writes
13 Aug 2023
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Jonathan's note made seven years later is discreet on many levels
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Art Holmwood, grieving two of the people he loved most in the world, healing with the help of those who love him
Bookmarked by esse_writes
19 Nov 2022
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22 Sep 2022
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God Save The Shopkeep (From The Gentleman Pirate) by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 May 2022
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For Francis, the owner of the Republic of Pirates gift shop, meeting Blackbeard was a nightmare come true.
He realised too late it wasn't him he needed to worry about.
Bookmarked by esse_writes
14 Sep 2022