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Georgie: Today, as promised, we have an extra special episode. We know you’ve been campaigning hard for this and, believe me, we’re very, very excited to tell you that we’ve finally managed to get access to visit some of the absolute rarest …
Melanie: … and most ridiculously dangerous …
Georgie: … creatures in the world.
Melanie: And we’re really not kidding about the level of dangerous here. We had to sign a practically novel-length waiver, listing some of the potential horrific consequences, such as full-body infestation by things like worms, beetles, mould and eyeballs. Other clauses included ‘invasive fog’, ‘wholesale personality replacement’, ‘dismemberment by instalments’ and ‘becoming a light after-dinner snack for the sky’. Which actually, would be my preferred way to go, if it comes to it.
Georgie: So, in view of our noble sacrifice, and possible imminent eruption in head to toe eyeballs, don’t forget to hit that Like and Subscribe button.
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Jon goes on Jeopardy. That's it, that's the fic
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The world, naturally, had been thrown into chaos for a while. Suns did not casually turn into eyeballs, without a certain amount of consternation, questioning, anger, fear, awe and a whole lot of hysterical YouTube uploads clogging up the system and shutting it down entirely for a period of forty eight hours.
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Jon: Hello and welcome to another mini edition of Entity Insider, with [sigh] your roving reporter, Jonathan Sims.
Or, Jon gets a reluctant side gig, Beholding gets eloquent about eyeballs and Martin’s just there for support.
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the Ceaseless Watcher's Favourite Little Exorcist by Sillygoofyqueer
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 May 2026
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Jonathan Sims, head of the Paranormal Response Department, is a professional man, who has no crushes on any new employees whatsoever.
Or, well, that's what he continues to emphasise to himself, no matter what the useless entity in his head is trying to tell him.
(AKA The Beholding needs its pet exorcist happy and is willing to lend a helping hand!)