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  1. Summary

    Colonel Douglas Mortimer is a vampire. He has plans to keep "Manco" around.

    Order of Stories & Completion:
    The Beginning [✓]
    First Blood [X]
    Hunger [X]
    The Middle [X]
    Chained [X]
    Bleed | Death [X]
    Carrion [X]
    The End [X]

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  2. Summary

    One-shots chronicling Shawn Spencer as he hunts down his girlfriend's, Juliet's, killers.

    Crossover with Leverage.

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  3. Summary

    Random stories/oneshots of Legend of the Sword. Bc it was a good movie and I liked it.

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    While searching for Sanji, who suddenly went missing, the crew finds a boy in an iron helmet being kept in a dungeon. Naturally they save him. He comes with them as they search for their cook. The only problem is, they can't get that stupid helmet off.

    Obligatory, the Straw Hat's meet young Sanji fic.

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    31 Aug 2026

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    A series of drabbles that describe one of the Straw Hats learning something new about their cook that they didn't realize that they had wrong. And one time time they correct someone else on Sanji's behalf.

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    30 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 42

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    Peter realized that the man who helped save his life (after, admittedly, being the one to almost end it and Jean doing most of the work before the doctors got to him) had seen his face and yet still didn’t have a name to call him by. Maybe he was being overconfident now in who he wanted to share it with, but he trusted Frank. Sure, the killing wasn’t great and he seemed constantly tired of Peter’s shit, but they had a good thing going. Maybe Peter owed him a little most honesty… as he definitely wasn’t stalling his conversation with Ned and MJ.

    (Can be read as a standalone, the only context you need is that Peter went to talk to Stephen about the details of the spell but is still wholly forgotten. Fun times!)

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    26 Aug 2026

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    In which Sanji wants to warn the crew after the Only Alive bounty comes out, but has trouble doing so.

    There's a word he still can't say.

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    24 Aug 2026

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    “Grace taking long time. Grace okay, question? Need help, question?”

    Of all things Grace didn’t want, he especially didn’t want Rocky’s help.

    “Nope! You don’t need to help–I’m just…” He held his glasses up to inspect them. Well, at least Grace tried to inspect them, but he couldn’t freaking see. “I’m just cleaning up a bit before bed.”

    It wasn’t a complete lie. He had been intending to clean up.

    Grace moved his glasses between his fingers, feeling over what he knew was shattered glass. Great. Perfect.

     

    (Grace breaks his one and only pair of glasses. Naturally, he doesn't tell Rocky this very important information.)

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    06 Aug 2026