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    Mr. Stark sighs. “Kid, I’ve known for a while that you know that I know about your little side gig here.” He ignores Peter’s interjection of ‘this isn’t my side gig, Spider-Man is my side gig, this is my job.’ “I heard about your black eye yesterday. So I can no longer ignore it, though it pains me deeply. Trust me. Because those shorts are way too short on you and now I have to look at my kid wearing glitter on his ass cheeks.”

    “How did you hear about my black eye? It faded after, like, an hour.”

    “Okay, ‘hear’ might be an… imprecise word. Karen told me. Obviously.”

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    Or: Tony’s back from the dead. The hard part starts now.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    For the first time in what feels like years, his spider-sense has nothing to say about this, all that is left of him is dead silence.
    And only now, as his shoulders tense at the feeling of stubble pressing featherlight against his neck, Peter reaches a conclusion that he should've made months ago.

    or, 5 times Peter's spider sense is out of whack and the one time Tony figures out why.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    He'd screamed back at Ben only once, mourning sharp and fresh on both their breaths against each others faces only inches from each other, desperate for him to understand that Peter wished it had been himself on that pavement divinely punished for an argument he could hardly even remember but would gladly die for if it meant May would have walked and how he still wished he were dead day after day because to see her empty shoes untouched upon the doorstep was worse than dying and he'd kill himself a thousand times to bring her back but how dare he suggest that Peter would be happier any other way than with them both.

    And Ben had slapped him, then—and Peter thinks for the first time that perhaps he had lost them both after all.
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    Aunt May goes after Peter that night, and neither Peter nor Ben were quite the same after that. Good and evil are just words. Monster. Martyr. Mortal. Other nouns and adjectives that don't really mean anything at all. Peter is like a definition. Ben is a passing thought. Tony Stark is an exclamation point.

    And life is one big, glaring question mark.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Peter was alone, mid-way through an existential crisis after the Erasure™ and was dreading the upcoming month of May.

    Jason was sick of people telling him how he felt. ‘You don’t need us anymore,’ Artemis had told him, as if saying it would make it true. As if Jason needed someone to justify keeping them around. But three weeks back in Gotham and all Jason felt was fucking bored and lonely.

    It was a relief, then, when some random New Yorker was thrown into his living room through a portal straight out of some LSD daydream.

    Finally, something interesting to deal with.

    Cue some wild family misunderstandings, criminal conspiracies and cults.

    Because there’s always a goddamn cult.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Peter's life after the Erasure was quite shit for a while, if we're being completely honest. But now, four years after the spell, he's finally gotten his life in order and is having a grand old time as Spider-Man.

    It's truly a shame those wizards had to come along and send him through that weird portal. Oh well, he'll just have to lay low for a while until he figures out how to get back to his own universe. If only it wasn't for this guy that keeps tracking him down.

    Or: Peter Parker gets sent to Gotham. Somehow, he manages to get himself a roommate and several friends along the way.

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    16 Jun 2026