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Ilya can’t look away. His jaw is locked and he can’t look away, follows the way the guy bends his elbow to get closer, tilts his head to get closer, eyes on lips, leans in.
Hollander doesn’t stop him.
An entire cocktail from the back of his collar to his socks does. Straw and all.
(Or, Shane comes out during situationship era and starts indulging in men in broad daylight. Ilya takes it perfectly well, oh don't make that face, he does, they get together, they fuck, is simple!)
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Up to this point, Svetlana had simply assumed Jane had a good mouth, or big tits, or let Ilya do unspeakable things to her. Ilya never spares her the details when they discuss their sex lives—he can get quite crude with it, actually. Sometimes Svetlana wishes he’d tone it down.
Ilya doesn’t get quiet about the people he fucks. He gets crass. He gets specific.
So when he doesn’t say something distasteful along the lines of you should see how she bounces on it, Sveta, you’d get why I don’t mind keeping her around, alarms start blaring in her head.
There’s something he’s not telling her.
(or, Svetlana suspects who Jane is. Then she thinks she knows. Then she knows for sure.)
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a golden star by joanlocked
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
25 Mar 2026
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When he first meets Shane Hollander, Ilya thinks he looks too pretty for his own good.
He doesn’t know the word for the constellation of dusty dots Hollander’s cheeks are peppered with, so he can’t tease him about it right away, can’t jab at him the way he’s wired to—but he makes a mental note for it.
He’ll look it up before he fucks him.
Because he’s going to fuck him.
(Or, something in Ilya's phone changes a lot between 2008 and 2017. Something remains the same.)
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creeping normality by joanlocked
Fandoms: The Summer I Turned Pretty (TV 2022), The Summer I Turned Pretty Trilogy - Jenny Han
05 Feb 2026
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After weeks of steering clear of him had led nowhere, Belly had reached the end of her rope. Desperate times call for desperate measures, that’s what they say.
So she’d faced him head-on and told him she noticed the way he’d been looking at her – that she loved the way he’d been looking at her, actually – and that maybe she’d end up loving it a little less if they did something about it.
Because she was going to marry his brother. And that wasn’t about to change. Because she loved his brother. She loved him so much, really, that the only way they could try to get each other out of their system was by not touching at all.
Out of respect for Jeremiah.
(Or, this author can't get enough of bellyconrad long-term affair fics)
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dissolving margins by joanlocked
Fandoms: The Summer I Turned Pretty Trilogy - Jenny Han, The Summer I Turned Pretty (TV 2022)
23 Dec 2025
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The passing days are as ordinary as they can get. So ordinary it verges on madness, because Conrad truly acts like nothing ever happened. Which is a good thing, and it isn’t.
Having the guy she cheated on her fiancé with weigh in on what shade of pink works best for the peonies on the aisle kind of triggers her fight or flight response.
Having the guy who bent her over the sink and called her a whore in her mind make her burnt pancakes every morning is, objectively, kind of weird.
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Solo due satelliti by joanlocked
Fandom Call Me By Your Name (2017), Call Me By Your Name - All Media Types, Call Me by Your Name - André Aciman
06 Apr 2023
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During a game against the Boston Raiders, the Metros’ star center Shane Hollander sustains a concussion. Six months later, he still has no memory of his life before the injury.
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27 Aug 2026
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Everyone hates All-Stars. If anyone asks, Shane does, too.
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Ilya tests the limits of domestic bliss.
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It pays to show your gratitude, if it’s truly there. It pays to give back. It is not enough to simply press his hips against the backs of Hollander’s thighs and let himself sink into the luscious heat, mindless, not without doing his due diligence, if not to Hollander then to the One who is allowing him to be here, now, and have this. He starts with the sole of Hollander’s foot; thumb digging into the curve of his arch, the delicate, protruding bone of his ankle. The muscles of his calves, flexing under the touch of his hands, the thick curves filling out both palms, until Hollander’s breath catches. Then, Ilya soothes him with fingers trailing up, resting on his thighs, almost too thick for his hands to cup, a headrush to hold onto the strong bulk of them, and knowing that they would spread open for him in a heartbeat if he were to simply nod a certain way. Kneading and massaging, and Hollander’s arms do not look as steady as they did before, though he hides it well, and it’s not his fault that Ilya can tell, there’s nothing he could’ve done differently to conceal it.
or, for Lent, Ilya struggles to give up Shane