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“I’m making negative five thousand dollars each month?” Robert’s mouth fell open and he wasn’t sure he could afford to close it.
Sonar just nodded. “Sure are. Your credit card debt has credit card debt. I’m honestly shocked your credit score isn’t six.”
“So I’m just poor? That’s it?”
“Sucks to suck dude.” Sonar stood up, stretching as he yawned. “Bet you wish you’d sealed the deal with Blonde Blazer now, huh?”
“I’m not hot enough to fuck my way into triple my salary and a new suit.”
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or; Robert becomes a phone sex operator. Flambae becomes his best client.
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15 Apr 2026
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He sat back in his chair with a sigh, rubbing at his temples. “I don’t know why he cares so much. You would think he’d be happy to see me starve.”
Chase swiveled his chair to fully look at Robert. “I know this will sound rich coming from me, but maybe, just maybe, those asshole’s give enough of a shit about you to want to make your life better.”
Or: The Z-Team liven up Robert's apartment, much to Robert's dismay.
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- Part 2 of The Cast Chronicles
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11 Apr 2026
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Visi was about to put her hand on Robert's shoulder to steady him when he suddenly lunged forward. Before she knew what was happening she was lying on the ground, Robert kneeling on top of her.
"Rob–"
She didn't get a chance to finish. With a precision that should've been impossible for a temporarily blinded man, he pulled his arm back and punched her in the throat.
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Or: Three times Z-Team realizes just how much Robert fights like a feral creature.
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11 Apr 2026
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Supernatural creatures keep trying to lure away Robert because he’s like catnip to them, which is funny until it’s not. What does Malevola have to do to keep others from snatching away their dispatcher?
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Kinda 5 times someone tried to steal Robert, and one time they used that to their advantage (and then still had to prevent someone from taking him home)Bookmarked by kulb3rg
10 Apr 2026
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Robert knew better than to enter glowing cottages in suspicious not-woods. Every horror story, fairy tale, and survival instinct agreed on that.
But he was already dead.
So might as well.
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Or Robert dies embarrassingly.
Then is revived by cosmic Editors, labeled a Plot Hole, and is shoved back into the past with all his memories intact.
So he acts accordingly and decides to flirt with danger, probability, and anyone who gets in his way.
The timeline was going to survive.
HR? Negotiable.
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08 Apr 2026